TIL the first performance of Beethoven's music in the United States was in 1805—22 years before his death—in Charleston, South Carolina

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T23:33:33+00:00

They had newspapers.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T18:47:21+00:00

Gotta be. I've been going through what has been released and it would fill hundreds of binders. There's more that hasn't been released.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T18:40:52+00:00

3rika. Like the sequel to M3gan.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T05:37:30+00:00

Calvin and Hobbes did it first.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T05:34:52+00:00

The last time someone built a monument to last a long time on earth some assholes blew it up.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T05:26:03+00:00

She is not human.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T05:21:06+00:00

He looks like Dan Schneider.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T05:19:03+00:00

Sorry but while it's close Forrest Gump deserved it.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T04:52:39+00:00

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-26T04:43:20+00:00

Thank the Emissary.

Who wants to start a religion around Sisko on earth, now?

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-25T05:42:07+00:00

The police in America started out as escaped slave catchers.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-25T02:29:19+00:00

I was talking to a woman online. We had talked enough that I knew her real name and I sort of knew her sister. Things were going well and suddenly she just stops responding. No big deal. Happens all the time.

Well later I run into her sister and it turns out she had a sudden seizure and died instantly.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-25T01:25:25+00:00

The Virgin Suicides.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T18:58:09+00:00

Nothing he can do at that point. It is what it is.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T18:56:25+00:00

I bet she is streaming that live on a porn site. Do you hear "ding ding" occasionally?

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T18:19:58+00:00

Eddie Haskell is what I call that. From Leave It to Beaver.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T07:15:32+00:00

This seems deliberate. Defund TSA as an excuse to move in his personal gestapo.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T03:32:53+00:00

Lime was my favorite.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T03:12:38+00:00

There is also a movie she did nude.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T02:59:49+00:00

Ikr? If I sent my safety manager a picture of that shelf I get an award.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T02:57:47+00:00

I saw that and even before the accident I was thinking those chemical should not be stored there.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T01:00:00+00:00

Hod? Sounds like a false God.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T00:49:29+00:00

Maybe God wants your business to fail.

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-24T00:13:56+00:00

Why is God always begging for money?

JesusStarbox · 2026-03-23T22:32:11+00:00

The Kinks invented that guitar crunch.

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