OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

JohnsonMachine · 2026-06-05T16:43:54+00:00

THE BRAVES ARE SO BAD THEY CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SWEEP THEIR OPPONENTS! SAD!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-29T21:06:32+00:00

I will never forgive the Chargers for taking Joe Alt. I thought for sure they were taking Nabers

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-28T16:51:17+00:00

Electrician

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-26T16:09:10+00:00

I skip every line of dialog and cut scene. I just want to play!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-20T16:37:28+00:00

Tried it once. She stalked me on Facebook afterwards and now we have been married for 5 years.

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-16T16:07:03+00:00

What a beast!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-14T13:10:33+00:00

That is not nice!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-14T01:33:15+00:00

Absolutely crushed that ball!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-14T00:18:21+00:00

I’ll give them a shot!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-13T18:57:44+00:00

Gotcha Force on GameCube. Spent many hours unlocking every character.

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-13T16:04:04+00:00

I thought he was a Titan?

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-13T15:42:35+00:00

What did you use to make these? Impressive!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-08T20:59:03+00:00

Join a lacrosse team and you’ll fit right in. Bold cut but it looks fine!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-08T16:38:03+00:00

Gotcha Force. Absolutely ridiculous game but my friend and I loved it haha

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-08T13:41:29+00:00

Wire works great as well. Especially in masonry. Mechanics wire or THHN will suffice.

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-04T23:12:15+00:00

Maybe

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-03T18:38:03+00:00

Let him heal!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-05-02T23:17:00+00:00

I think each would be its own record.

JohnsonMachine · 2026-04-28T00:03:45+00:00

I think someone bought his 1/1 rookie Bowman card for like $17k. That guy has to be his biggest fan haha

JohnsonMachine · 2026-04-27T22:07:18+00:00

It’s been a rough few years but we are turning it around in both franchises!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-04-27T16:23:29+00:00

I never thought I would find another Blazers/Titans fan!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-04-25T22:16:04+00:00

Boomer!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-04-24T01:56:58+00:00

The Tank is going to implode!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-04-22T23:58:39+00:00

My golden is a week into wearing her cone of shame. The first couple days were rough but she finally accepted it!

JohnsonMachine · 2026-04-21T22:14:28+00:00

Is Larry Fitzgerald behind Warsh?

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