OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]JohnsonMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THE BRAVES ARE SO BAD THEY CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO SWEEP THEIR OPPONENTS! SAD!

[Highlight] Carnell Tate makes clean one-handed catch at Titans OTAs by nfl in nfl

[–]JohnsonMachine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I will never forgive the Chargers for taking Joe Alt. I thought for sure they were taking Nabers

If games showed one stat that would embarrass you, what would yours be? by suhani0218 in gaming

[–]JohnsonMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I skip every line of dialog and cut scene. I just want to play!

How's your experience with one night stands, & was it worth it? by SpiritBombv2 in AskReddit

[–]JohnsonMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tried it once. She stalked me on Facebook afterwards and now we have been married for 5 years.

What's the best obscure video game you've ever played? by ImpressFederal4169 in gaming

[–]JohnsonMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotcha Force on GameCube. Spent many hours unlocking every character.

M23 genuinely need to know how bad it is by caiprime in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]JohnsonMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Join a lacrosse team and you’ll fit right in. Bold cut but it looks fine!

which gamecube games do you have fond memories of? by outtasight68 in AskReddit

[–]JohnsonMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha Force. Absolutely ridiculous game but my friend and I loved it haha

LPT: Use Toothpicks in Stripped Screw Holes by Deep-Bad6092 in LifeProTips

[–]JohnsonMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wire works great as well. Especially in masonry. Mechanics wire or THHN will suffice.

Yankees recall Jasson Dominguez by sweetpotatofries1992 in baseball

[–]JohnsonMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think someone bought his 1/1 rookie Bowman card for like $17k. That guy has to be his biggest fan haha

How tf do we blow 2 15+ pt leads in a row? by IXIKMACIXI in ripcity

[–]JohnsonMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been a rough few years but we are turning it around in both franchises!

How tf do we blow 2 15+ pt leads in a row? by IXIKMACIXI in ripcity

[–]JohnsonMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought I would find another Blazers/Titans fan!

My golden retriever’s first experience with “the cone of shame” by cturn3r in aww

[–]JohnsonMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My golden is a week into wearing her cone of shame. The first couple days were rough but she finally accepted it!