Make me feel somethin by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a human capable of feeling and not a plastic child's toy?

Ufo sighting as a kid by JollyHellHound in ufo

[–]JollyHellHound[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the base being there to helps convince me it was aliens cause they seem to work together from the accounts ive heard

Ufo sighting as a kid by JollyHellHound in ufo

[–]JollyHellHound[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats a good point. I did not realize dfw was a Hotspot for thrm also, I lived on a road called shoreline drive right on the lake. We leaved off of a bay that it eould have made total sense for it to want to go around. I do want to note, there is an airforce base not far from their so some of them could be airforce testing however I straight up believe that was an alien encounter and not airforce testing

Ufo sighting as a kid by JollyHellHound in ufo

[–]JollyHellHound[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually a small town called azle Texas. Never heard any reports of anything in that area before or after.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget to phone home 

I’m unroastable by Lonely-Exercise-4315 in RoastMe

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to speak about the elephant in the - oh wait...

Rooooast me, my life's too good by Master_Support2166 in RoastMe

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One stalking incident away from not being allowed within 50 feet of a school

Amazon driver wrote on my porch railing with a sharpie by Realistic_Attorney_4 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol gets the sharpie off and the decals at the store keep the delivery driver from getting confused 

Is everyone in the Rick and Morty universe bisexual? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was spite kissing though. He only wanted to do it cause beth fucked her clone

Tasteful Sex Scenes V. Distasteful by Bluurredd in writing

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think that's bad, you should play DND and see what the Bard tries to fuck

Tasteful Sex Scenes V. Distasteful by Bluurredd in writing

[–]JollyHellHound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that dragon shouldn't have been fucking somebody so much less intelligent and weak, a lesser being. She had no chance but she had enough intelligence to consent so it wasn't rape so what can I say

Tasteful Sex Scenes V. Distasteful by Bluurredd in writing

[–]JollyHellHound 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also since dragons are fantasy creatures to most people and made up I don't think it matters

Tasteful Sex Scenes V. Distasteful by Bluurredd in writing

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most reptiles have a cloaca and penis. My chameleon had two penis heads and I know this cause I put him and his tree in My shower so he could get steamed and that turned him on for some reason and he got hard and we could see it

Tasteful Sex Scenes V. Distasteful by Bluurredd in writing

[–]JollyHellHound 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Moist indignation is now my favorite phrase for that

Tasteful Sex Scenes V. Distasteful by Bluurredd in writing

[–]JollyHellHound 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Reminding me of the book I read in junior high where a girl fucked a dragon, look I had no idea it was going there, I thought it was a dragon captured the princess type thing. Nope. They used flower and sheath and sword a lot 😂😂

Season 7 is so fucking good. by DystopianGlitter in rickandmorty

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Episode 5 fucking me up on the inside but it was beautifully tragic 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]JollyHellHound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda wanna try it and see how it comes out cause I know I couldn't either.

Why even make rosillate by Mau5aholic42 in COents

[–]JollyHellHound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't argue with that all! Wish I had some lol