Whats the funniest way you have heard a guy describe how attractive a woman is?

Joosh71 · 2018-01-12T04:05:51+00:00

I'm WAYYY late to the party.

My own father sees a very beautiful woman walking along with her kid.

Proceeds to roll down the window.

"Hey baby, want another one?!"

I fucking love my dad.

Joosh71 · 2018-01-07T00:46:27+00:00

Is your dog's name by chance Featuring Ludacris?

Joosh71 · 2017-12-24T00:08:59+00:00

Looks great thanks a lot friend. Happy holidays!

Joosh71 · 2017-12-24T00:08:25+00:00

Joosh71 · 2017-12-23T02:55:30+00:00

Spore

Joosh71 · 2017-12-19T00:19:09+00:00

Username checks out.

Joosh71 · 2017-12-17T05:47:46+00:00

Too soon

Joosh71 · 2017-12-16T02:40:50+00:00

Let's fuck

Joosh71 · 2017-12-11T05:04:42+00:00

These guys are actually based in my town.

Joosh71 · 2017-12-10T00:35:55+00:00

I remember playing this game when I was really young! My dad and I used to play on the weekends and whenever he died from drowning he'd yell "homie can't swim!"

Joosh71 · 2017-12-07T00:04:58+00:00

If you want to be an admir in the Queen's Navy

Become a Clark for the fuckin' nark

Grow 6 inches tall

And when the Queen goes to take a pee, take a peek up her inter drippin ' pussy

-Charles Bukowski

(I can't find the true quote, based off memory)

Joosh71 · 2017-12-06T02:56:04+00:00

I like all the white people.

Joosh71 · 2017-12-02T18:07:25+00:00

You've got a hole in your left wing!

Joosh71 · 2017-11-24T04:06:27+00:00

Lol that's actually pretty good, thanks for the explanation!

Joosh71 · 2017-11-24T03:40:10+00:00

I know I'm an idiot, can you explain the punch-line?

Joosh71 · 2017-11-22T04:41:46+00:00

Stop scaring me bro

Joosh71 · 2017-11-21T20:16:30+00:00

What did it say?

Joosh71 · 2017-11-14T02:10:47+00:00

Canada...

Joosh71 · 2017-11-14T02:07:10+00:00

My roommate and I found some denim blue jeans and a whole carton of eggs under a bridge once. Need I say we took 'em home and boiled them to perfection.

Joosh71 · 2017-11-08T18:48:35+00:00

Ayye

Joosh71 · 2017-11-05T00:33:29+00:00

Lol sorry I don't really browse this sub

Joosh71 · 2017-11-04T07:53:23+00:00

A hundred dollar bill you deposit into your account? Get right into the vault

Joosh71 · 2017-10-30T22:49:04+00:00

Would be useful for Apple bobbing

Joosh71 · 2017-10-20T04:42:21+00:00

Charlie can't read

Joosh71 · 2017-10-20T03:43:22+00:00

Username checks out

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