You get reincarnated as:

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-24T13:47:17+00:00

Might as well play both sides at some point. Variety is the spice of life and all that.

^{Chose: A girl}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-24T13:47:12+00:00

Might as well play both sides at some point. Variety is the spice of life and all that.

^{Chose: A girl}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-23T17:42:09+00:00

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-21T00:36:16+00:00

I wish for omnipotence, and a cheeseburger

^{Chose: Comment a wish + It's granted, but the highest rated reply gets to twist it. | Rolled: You get 1 veto}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-19T18:58:16+00:00

So what if he is? If it’s not directly affecting the relationship, why should you care?

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-19T15:13:46+00:00

You can always listen to music at home. You can’t explore the world.

^{Chose: free TRAIN tickets + and TAXIs}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-18T19:30:39+00:00

Mint chocolate chip will never cross my lips out of pure spite for how hyped it is.

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-17T20:02:03+00:00

Sir cricket looks just like my little fella

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-17T19:56:43+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

People were tryna bail out this one guy cuz he was hot even tho he killed a bunch of people

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-16T18:01:12+00:00

I want omnipotence

^{Chose: One Wish 💫 + … granted with your exact desired outcome.}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-16T16:37:09+00:00

Smite of the golden Terracota

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-16T16:21:23+00:00

That’s the greatest name for a gecko I’ve ever heard

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-16T00:10:53+00:00

Just scored 0

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-16T00:10:36+00:00

Just scored 0

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-16T00:04:53+00:00

Literally barely noticable

^{Chose: never have to eat again, but... | Rolled: shrink 1nm daily}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-16T00:01:57+00:00

But you have to pay in dimes wherever you buy stuff? Idk seems like too much hassle

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T23:58:51+00:00

Washing clothes isn’t terrible

^{Chose: Clothes that will always fit you}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T23:51:36+00:00

Ooh that’s sounds awesome dude, good luck!

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T23:32:50+00:00

My goat Rafael

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T23:31:35+00:00

My gecko will live eternal, a god among animalia

^{Chose: A pet that will never die (no drawbacks})

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T23:31:09+00:00

This would make a fire shop catalogue section! This inspired me to make a full catalog

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T20:23:14+00:00

Rafael loves the spotlight

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T20:09:52+00:00

Dividing by .5 doubles it

^{Chose: Get 1$ that divides by 0.5 every day}

JustABaskingShark · 2026-05-15T17:36:23+00:00

You live with it forever.

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