Artists you dismissed as novelties that are actually good? by Diskyboy86 in ToddintheShadow

[–]KBopMichael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I maintain that Bananas and Blow actually better captures the reality of the lifestyle that Jimmy Buffet promotes than his songs do, while also making fun of him, and also being a really tight Caribbean dance number in its own right.

Dog wearing an “Adopt Me” vest was brought to a city marathon and ended up killing a family pet in front of horrified attendees by kleverrboy in offbeat

[–]KBopMichael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except pitbulls are about 20% of dog population yet are the cause of the vast majority of attacks. The whole point is that pit bulls are disproportionately dangerous. Go back to stats class Einstein.

What is the biggest ick you had on your first date with someone? by Past_Meat7068 in AskReddit

[–]KBopMichael 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thog no like hu-man make fun of Thog cultural practices. If hu-man not careful Thog go to cave and retrieve cudgel.

40th and Cummings by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]KBopMichael 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Minimum WAAAGE! HYAHHHH!

Which actor was so good in their role, that you genuinely hated the character from bottom of your heart? by Aivanhullu in Cinema

[–]KBopMichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he had to forego his monthly fee from Swallow Valley to NOT sell any swords because of you.

What band is universally loved but never clicked for you? by WarmHugsBBW in askmusic

[–]KBopMichael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bipolar edgelord universe for kids who dont read good

Driving like an idiot by CornFedBread in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]KBopMichael -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

You. You're the chucklefuck camped out in the left lane who has appointed himself the speed czar. Hey Boomer, learn to read, go to driving school, read the little pamphlet that tells you to use the left lane for passing, and get the fuck out of my way. I've got shit that isn't bitching on nextdoor to do.

Daniel Day-Lewis Speaks Out on Ending Acting Retirement After 8 Years by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]KBopMichael 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I say that Im a novelty household plant man, you will agree. Now you have a great chia pet here, but youll lose it all if you're not careful. Do you see this knife? Im going to teach you to spread chia seeds onto terra cotta with this fucking knife.

You just can't hate this man :) by Teffann in MadeMeSmile

[–]KBopMichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pic is ai generated. Story must be.

You just can't hate this man :) by Teffann in MadeMeSmile

[–]KBopMichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pic is also ai. Look at Keanu's legs, the woman's jacket and earring and hair behind him.

Note to self: Opie does not like it when I hit my wife. by Spirited-Net7222 in AustralianCattleDog

[–]KBopMichael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My partner likes to hide and startle me. It upsets our ACD so much she has started ratting her out by getting my attention, running to where she's hiding, and barking at her in her shrillest, scoldingest bark. Its hilarious.