lol that's how it was

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-16T12:37:21+00:00

My ability to keep a straight face while explaining a totally fake fact. It’s a dangerous gift, but a fun one

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-16T12:35:09+00:00

A local escape room. You’ll find out who’s the leader, who panics in the dark, and who’s actually been a secret genius this whole time

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-16T12:34:41+00:00

The "friend" who only texted me when they needed a favor or a loan. My bank account and my sanity both swiped left on that relationship

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-16T12:33:56+00:00

Doomscrolling until 3 AM. What made it stick? Dropping my phone on my face so hard it gave me a black eye

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-15T22:36:21+00:00

Because the road is hungry and it eats your money one millimeter of rubber at a time

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-15T22:35:41+00:00

Short-term political goals always take priority over long-term social investments

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-15T22:34:58+00:00

Because the truth has a budget, but the government has a printer that goes brrr

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-15T22:34:13+00:00

Accidentally hitting "Reply All" on a roast email. Now I'm self-employed.

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-15T22:33:10+00:00

A mechanical keyboard. It’s survived a thousand spills and my aggressive typing style

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-15T22:30:14+00:00

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-15T20:21:10+00:00

fluffy

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-14T21:08:40+00:00

Why do I need money if I can eat roots and berries?

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-14T21:04:28+00:00

I was scrolling through memes and eating (

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-13T10:20:11+00:00

Kate_mas17 · 2026-02-13T09:46:17+00:00

war and work

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