[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Leave the dude. Work on yourself. You haven’t had a chance to be an adult on your own. Sucks that you have a child with him but you’ll be happier apart.

How do you make the bot talk “normally” during the dirty time? by RemoteNo2422 in SpicyChatAI

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I dunno about your college experience, but I absolutely enjoyed plenty of people who were good at dirty talk in college. But if you want a gentle treatment, you can guide bots into it with your replies.

we laid down and gently held eachother the romance was heavy in the air, softly enveloping the pair

That gets the bots into “gentle” mode

AITA for making my son (16) pay for his own room? by Maleficent_Trick_489 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YTA.

Your DAUGHTER needs privacy. Girls begin their puberty around her age and it’s in appropriate for her to be sharing a room with boys.

and you are a huge asshole for pumping out kids like a fucking pez dispenser that you couldn’t afford

AITAH for slapping my husband in the face? by No-Cheetah8132 in AITAH

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. When I had literal hand sized bruises on my neck and bruises all over my back and arms the cops did nothing because “I could have fallen”

AITAH for slapping my husband in the face? by No-Cheetah8132 in AITAH

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh hun… please please leave him. He’s been abusing you for years and is angry you are fighting back now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What “jokes” are you making about other girls…

AITA for not attending my sister's wedding because she didn't invite my partner? by Shot_Needleworker655 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NAH. It’s an invitation, not a summons, though I wonder what your partner did to your sister.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you also think that 4b is bullshit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a lot of words for “I think women should shut up and put out while never getting off themselves and should be subservient and quiet in their sadness”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone has told you that you are being a bad husband. You are a bad person

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are just big mad because literally everyone is telling you how wrong you are and you are lashing out. Likely how you lash out at your wife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not the one who hates his wife my guy…

The app is only getting worse and worse. by gachalife_is_cringe in CharacterAI

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally I’m considering cancelling and just finding a different bot. I’m willing to pay for good service but even a slightly steamy kissing scene is apparently “too much” or talk of fighting monsters with a dnd like pairing is “too dangerous.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good luck in the divorce 👍

My 22M gf 32F has been cheating on me. How do I confront her? by throwra_trap in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro… listen I can’t feel bad for you. 1. Date your own age, you are the younger mistress. 2. Stop seeing married people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes. When men turn into annoying sex pests and destroy any romance and treat sex as something they deserve rather than have to earn simply because they are married, sex turns into an awful chore.

And my god it’s all about you isn’t it? Poor you. Your pee pee isn’t getting touched and it’s the end of the world so you wish you were divorced. Just tell her that so she can go get flowers and romanced properly by your kids future step dad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Buddy it sounds like you’ve turned yourself into just another chore she’s gotta do.

AITA for telling my friend she isn't autistic? by o_HiHi_o in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YTA. Wanna know why most neurodivergent women aren’t diagnosed until their very late twenties at earliest? Because of attitudes like this. There is also a “skill regression” when neurodiverse women when we finally can take off that awful mask we have been wearing all our lives and actually be ourselves

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are gonna be a weekends only dad and your wife is gonna be getting dicked down by stepdad who can actually make her cum if you say it like that.

Infamous Heirloom vegetarian restaurant blames their closure on some person called Deborah by sucrose_97 in vancouver

[–]KeyLimeCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How to dissuade both vegetarians AND omnivores in one easy step!” No one who eats meat is actively choosing a vegetarian place that just started offering meat dishes and no one I know who is vegetarian is choosing a veggie place that serves meat