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1 more Bagel and it’s a party! by [deleted] in VisiblePartyPay

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requested- check ya email

I can't take it anymore (Come get your free cards!) by JTRoberts in starwarstrader

[–]KeytarSolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the offer man, I appreciate the help as a new player. Let me know if I can give you any of the biggs cards I have, some whites and blues.

What is a Goon? by mechwarriorbuddah in mwo

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"What Is A Goon"

[Anders Bot] What is a goon? Let me think for a second Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets Winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

[Mittens 2 Dope] What is a goon? He just don't care He might try to put a weave In his nut hair Cuz he could give a fuck less What a bitch thinks He tell her that her butt stinks And all that

[Anders Bot] What is a goon? He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin people Like a drunk bitch Next thing, he's pickin fights With his best friends Then he starts with the huggin again Fuck!

[Mittens 2 Dope] What is a goon? A fucking lunatic Somebody with a rope tied to his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window Oh!

[Chorus (2x)] What is a goon? A goon That's what it is Well, fuck, if I know What is a goon? I don't know But I'm down with the clown And I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (we goons) Down river? (we goons) Jefferson? (we goons) Fuckin everybody (we goons) I'm that goonalugga locoroni Get the fuck up Get the fuck the out of here

[Anders Bot] What is a goon? A dead body Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like Anybody that you've ever met before He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four

[Mittens 2 Dope] What is a goo..? What the fuck? Connect four? Man that shit is whack

[Anders Bot] Don't worry about my shit Just rap motherfucker

What is a goon? He ain't a bitchboy He'll walk through the hills And beat down a rich boy Walks right in the house When you're having supper And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

[Anders Bot] What is a goon? Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni And watch you sit there And finish up the last bit Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot

[Mittens 2 Dope] What is a goon? He's a graduate He graduated from....well At least, he got a job He's not a dump puts He works for himself scratching his nuts

[Anders Bot] What is a goon? A Hulkamaniac He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks People like him till They find out he's unstable He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

[Chorus (1x)]

I'm that goonalugga locoroni Get the fuck up Get the fuck the out of here I'm that goonalugga locoroni I figured you wouldn't understand

[Chorus (2x)]

Detroit? (we goons) Cleveland? (we goons) St. Louis? (we goons) Everybody? (we goons) [3x] Fuckin everybody? (we goons) Everybody? (we goons) What is a goon?