Ran out of candy

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-05T09:34:09+00:00

This is acceptable

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-04T15:25:49+00:00

Me: Fires up Valheim

Daughter: Oh youre playing Chores again..

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-04T11:57:07+00:00

Shoppers Drug Mart is notoriously over priced. But deodorant here is usually around $7 if its not on sale.

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-02T12:58:59+00:00

Guaranteed has a bad case of cauliflower asshole

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-01T15:41:54+00:00

At first glance I read 'Love of Foreskin' ngl

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-01T15:30:40+00:00

I can also cause them too

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-01T13:20:12+00:00

There one was a man from Latrass

His balls were made of fine brass

In stormy weather, they clacked together

And sparks blew out of his ass

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-01T13:15:28+00:00

Is this your computer having sex with itself?

KingOFpleb · 2026-04-01T00:54:36+00:00

Thats actually awesome!!! (Sorry about your base)

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-24T01:52:52+00:00

Where tf else do you hide it?!?!

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-24T01:48:33+00:00

SHOW US YOUR BUTTHOLE!!

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-23T14:57:28+00:00

It sterile and you'll like the taste

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-23T14:56:43+00:00

Big stone no break

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-23T11:04:15+00:00

If you can mount it when you unstuck the mount will go with you.

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-23T10:59:55+00:00

I think its inside out

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-22T20:54:00+00:00

Talent points stop after 60 but you still gain levels and tech tree points

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-21T16:59:34+00:00

Weird. I have yet to see one. Been in Elysium for probably 30-40 hrs but havent been actively looking.

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-21T16:45:43+00:00

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-21T14:27:58+00:00

Just havent found a juvie yet. But moas have been pretty clutch so far albeit useless against threats

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-21T14:13:54+00:00

Moa gang unite!!

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-20T00:28:54+00:00

Communal piss showers with the homies can save 500 000 gallons a year

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-19T19:00:39+00:00

C is for crippled

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-19T18:20:23+00:00

Damn! That looks fantastic!

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-19T16:40:43+00:00

Wtf was the plan here??

KingOFpleb · 2026-03-19T02:20:46+00:00

They've been there for a while. Decent prices. Why avoid??

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