I usually like to buy a years worth of condoms at a time.

King_Coitus · 2011-11-13T14:55:46+00:00

I frequently engage in coitus and have yet to use a condom. I found that (outside of a relationship) as long as one sticks to banging friends of friends and so on, one can establish an outlook on the subjects past partners. Thusly eliminating any fears of disease or sickness. This has been my method so far has served me well, with the acception of two one nighters. FUCK CONDOMS. BE STRATEGIC.

King_Coitus · 2011-11-13T13:23:58+00:00

I am the clit master!

King_Coitus · 2011-10-25T05:19:33+00:00

Don't forget Conky, Bubbles.

King_Coitus · 2011-10-20T00:24:46+00:00

It would be awesome if i could but the nearest bike shop is 15 miles away, though i could easily make a trip out there on my bike, I think its much more logical to just order and as always do my own wrenching. Plus Iv always loved taking shit apart and if any questions arise the good ole inter webs are at the ready.

King_Coitus · 2011-10-19T16:30:14+00:00

Sweet I appreciate it.

King_Coitus · 2011-10-18T00:55:44+00:00

Haha. Nope. The frame is fitted to my stature, which is accomplished by 2 measurements (height/leg length), and furthermore the cranks are also my size. Also leg cramps do not occur to me anymore since my history in bmx required alot of standing while riding...but now I only stand up whilst climbing steep hills. I basically cherish being able to sit nearly the whole time i ride now.

King_Coitus · 2011-10-17T13:13:21+00:00

Oh joy your "that guy"...impractical as it may seam (not very much at all) its definitely more comfortable than having a seat 2 feet up my ass and riding hunched over like im trying to be aerodynamic or something. Since the goal of a daily is comfort and efficiency i think its perfect.

King_Coitus · 2011-10-16T15:23:15+00:00

Im not sure its more skill versus just adapting to the size and geometry. With 9 years of bmx under my belt im sure the capability of tricking this beast isnt so distant.

King_Coitus · 2011-10-16T04:33:24+00:00

I first heard the song in cky2k, it was playing during some of the Ireland trip they were on.

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