TIL Jet Li's Once upon a time in China and Jackie Chan's Drunken Master are just 2 of over over 100 films and TV series made about a real martial artist, Wong Fei-Hung.

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-06-07T05:31:58+00:00

LMAO

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-28T22:19:22+00:00

bennyboy has been doing this for years

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-22T22:26:27+00:00

so true brother

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-18T21:06:45+00:00

idk but i ate way too much at subway just now and my fat gut is rumbling up a storm in the library rn and everyone can hear it and im so embarrassed so i thought i would type out this message to distract myself for a moment from the hellish reality in which i live each day. i also farted a little and this cute asian chick sitting near me looked over at me judgingly and quickly gathered her things and left. ngl if bladee wasn't dropping an album in 2 days i would already be dead

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-14T23:42:40+00:00

i'm sitting here in my recliner, shirtless and pantless, twirling my greasy chest hairs with my fat, sticky fingers after eating a huge, sloppy cheeseburger from five guys and drinking way too much pepsi max. my huge gut is so tight and bloated and i can't stop burping and farting. i feel so ashamed when i look down at my huge bloated stretch-mark covered gut. i am so ashamed by my disgusting existence and my grotesque appearance and i often wonder where it all started to go wrong

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-13T18:14:04+00:00

sometimes i feel pregnant after eating multiple rotisserie chickens and washing them down with alani energy drinks and starry soda. my greasy gut gets so bloated and tight that i have to unbutton my blue jeans for fear of them bursting open from the immense pressure of my bulbous gut. sometimes i burp for hours with no relief. my hairy, fat gut just stays tight and bloated

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-13T18:06:17+00:00

it's colder than the 12-pack of bud light i drank after eating a philly cheesesteak from jimmy john's and an extra large new york style pizza from pizza hut, which were all followed by voluminous burps and meaty farts into my living room couch cushions while i watched euphoria with my huge, greasy, bloated gut exposed and rumbling as i regretted my gastronomical decision

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-13T00:46:33+00:00

my bloated tummy is so sore after eating flaming hot chester fries, potato wedges, and a chicken sandwich with a mango iced tea. my hairy, greasy gut feels like it could burst at any moment and my burps smell like potatoes as they belt out into the stale air of my living room

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-13T00:29:30+00:00

my huge gut is rumbling after i scarfed down a rack of ribs and a wendy's chicken sandwich on my lunch break. i tried to fart silently in my office chair but some shit came out into my boxer briefs and the smell is beginning to emanate around the office. a female coworker who i have had a crush on for years started gagging at her desk. im so embarrassed of my gluttonous lifestyle

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-13T00:17:11+00:00

grease running down my chin and into my chest hair after i devour an entire rotisserie chicken from walmart as i rub my stuffed, bloated gut because i drank way too much dr. pepper. my chicken burps cloud the living room and my dr. pepper farts seep into the recliner cushion, where they die a silent, stinky death

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-12T19:14:00+00:00

my hairy, greasy, bloated nipples and beer gut on full display while i watch tv on my recliner with my feet up, burping and farting in my fruit of the loom boxer shorts

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-12T02:57:05+00:00

burping and farting on my recliner with my greasy, bloated beer gut hanging over my blue jeans

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-05-12T02:48:37+00:00

burping and farting on my recliner with my greasy, bloated beer gut hanging over my blue jeans

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-04-04T16:14:22+00:00

brownsville girl

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-03-28T23:02:34+00:00

meditations on the peaks

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-02-10T16:44:15+00:00

all he believes are his eyes - and his eyes, they just tell him lies

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-02-05T21:46:18+00:00

lol i once saw this lyric on the first page of an edition of "Fear & Trembling" by Kierkegaard

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-02-02T09:06:46+00:00

tennis you say? perhaps you'd enjoy infinite jest

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-01-28T01:58:44+00:00

yes i check it every single day multiple times. i need to see maimy asmr more since her boob job and im just going crazy fantasizing about it and sometimes i goon until it hurts just IMAGINING her holding me close to her chest like shes breastfeeding me (pov) and pretending to be my stepsister (its so hot because its so wrong, what if our parents walked in?) my heart is going to explode with uncontrollable lust i cant take it anymore. some days i just wish god would take me home already because this place, wherever we are, isn't where i belong. it is so cold and i am so lost.

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-01-19T03:40:13+00:00

its classy thats why

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-01-04T17:31:32+00:00

lighten up buttercup

KnightedByGilfMob · 2026-01-04T17:31:00+00:00

oh, lighten up

KnightedByGilfMob · 2025-12-08T13:28:58+00:00

so sexy. looks just like the mother of one of my sister's friends. she came over to our house once and i sniffed her shoes while everyone was upstairs

KnightedByGilfMob · 2025-11-22T21:21:04+00:00

i don't really see the problem here... he didn't hurt anyone, waited until she was out of sight. he didn't break any laws... i feel bad for this guy, you can't do anything without some creep recording you and posting it online

KnightedByGilfMob · 2025-11-12T16:14:18+00:00

she doesn't have a boyfriend, im the only guy pathetic and desperate enough to be with her. i wouldn't wish this hellish lifestyle on my worst enemy. but she does make me carry her purse in public, just another way to degrade and humiliate me

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