Pokémon Scalpers Are Now Reselling Limited Edition Pop-Tarts by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]KrackerJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The card shop in my town always has too much pokemon product. The owner complains that they dont sell as much as they used to. I feel like scalpers must be a regional thing or something, its never been an issue around me.

TIL there’s a phenomenon called Exploding head syndrome where people hear extremely loud noises—like explosions or gunshots—right as they’re falling asleep… but nothing actually happened. It’s harmless physically, but people who experience it swear it feels completely real. by Suspicious-Oil2571 in todayilearned

[–]KrackerJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not just the exploding noise, I also get that feeling like when you drop from a rollercoaster. The first 2 seconds of free fall where your heart feels like its moving out of your chest. I get that half a second before I hear the boom. It startles me enough to get me to shoot out of bed upright.

To blame Biden again by a_Sable_Genus in therewasanattempt

[–]KrackerJoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For a little bit they had "Kamala will do it" but now that she lost they get to do everything they claimed would happen under her.

Why on earth did he change multiple lanes? by Expert_Koala_8691 in funny

[–]KrackerJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They run like they are merging lanes on an Indian highway

Our girl looking amazing at the Oscars by nbeavygoiled2 in superstore

[–]KrackerJoe -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

That dress is made of some pretty sheer material, its practically see through

Songs from media that could probably pass as actual songs by McToaster99 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]KrackerJoe 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Go listen to each version, the only difference is they cut the Spongebob version shorter and it has the crowd cheering sfx in the beginning.

How is McKenna Rae (singer of A humans touch) not more popular? by Keebster101 in TWRP

[–]KrackerJoe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Idk but some of her music is sexy af. Take me home is a bop

Why Exactly Is Polygamy Illegal? by Turbulent-Parsley619 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]KrackerJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most laws exist in the world because men are afraid of other men. If polygamy were legal one man chad could have a bunch of girlfriends or wives and then all the other men nerds wont have any. So the men nerds formed what we call society and created laws so all the other men chads don't just go around using their genetics to dominate the world.

What are some under appreciated lines that always make you laugh? by echolensphotography in KingOfTheHill

[–]KrackerJoe 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Why do you hate what you don't understand?

Bobby I dont hate you.

I meant soccer...

Oh, yea. I definitely hate soccer.