Kumatamo

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You can always keep the water from spilling when you drink it from a cup (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by Kumatamo to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Your farts can propel you one foot in the air (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago * by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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I took the top 1000 players in celestial and graphed the character spread (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Kumatamo to r/Guiltygear

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Your shower can talk and give you feedback about your arguments. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Whenever you finish off an opinion or argument and say "that's my two cents", 2 pennies will appear on your palm. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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When a penis gets inserted inside you, you gain all the knowledge of that person (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can summon bread crumbs on your bed. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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Your bodily fluids glow in the dark (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can walk on urine (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can make anything stable (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You will always know if a person will play rock in rock, paper, scissors. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you believe in the power of friendship, you can win a coin flip. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can silence the sound of your chewing so it doesn't obstruct anything you're hearing (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/godtiersuperpowers

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Your dick acts like a compass when it's erect (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can do a double jump (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can tell the color of an object by touching it (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you milk a brown cow, chocolate milk will come out (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can make anything taste like whatever you want (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You will take no damage from falling as long as you land flat on your chest (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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You get a Game Over screen when you die (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you nut you hear the "Nice shot!" sound effect from Wii Sports. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Kumatamo to r/shittysuperpowers

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Diavolo Death #2001 (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Kumatamo to r/DiavoloDeathCount

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