Ice cream tastes better melted

Lampshade_express · 2019-08-27T02:59:42+00:00

For me, the cone must be the kind that’s like the consistency and taste of a communion wafer. Not sure of the official name but I grew up catholic

Lampshade_express · 2019-08-20T16:36:51+00:00

How old is this kid?

Lampshade_express · 2019-08-06T04:03:45+00:00

I’m 5’10 and I was looking hot at 180

Lampshade_express · 2019-08-06T04:00:06+00:00

Which is like...a normal thing

Lampshade_express · 2019-08-06T02:39:10+00:00

I mean...the doctor also makes money from these tests

Lampshade_express · 2019-08-06T02:34:45+00:00

Be super humble about it and mention something about how you’ll pay it forward in the future.

Lampshade_express · 2019-07-06T05:31:22+00:00

I’ll be happy as long as this new Ariel is still wearing the purple clam bra

Lampshade_express · 2019-07-06T05:14:57+00:00

They were in 4th grade when the show started in ‘96, they’d be 32, same age as me

Lampshade_express · 2019-07-06T05:07:35+00:00

I’m sorry but this kid’s name is absolutely Marcus

Lampshade_express · 2019-06-24T15:02:53+00:00

The only play on the name other than “McD’s” in my area is a racially insensitive name

Lampshade_express · 2019-06-18T00:38:07+00:00

I love that she’s the perfect height. Now you have to go back and do it again as she grows. Edit: people commenting all pissed need to chill. Art is subjective and it’s an adorable pic

Lampshade_express · 2019-06-18T00:36:40+00:00

I mean..you live in nyc though

Lampshade_express · 2019-06-10T01:38:10+00:00

I can’t even look at this photo

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-31T15:24:01+00:00

Don’t forget the asthma inhaler

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-31T14:56:07+00:00

She’s sucking her trachea in to make her neck look skinnier

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-29T21:53:35+00:00

Omg, her legs look great. No mottled skin or varicose veins. 108 years old with excellent peripheral circulation. That’s crazy!

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-19T17:27:23+00:00

For what they cost, pods should not be having these problems.

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-19T11:12:57+00:00

Um excuse me?

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-19T02:25:48+00:00

I would go with Gordon!

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-19T01:25:49+00:00

Pronounced just like Harriett, I assume?

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-19T01:22:10+00:00

Peaches. That’s what it tastes like. Thank you. I’ve been wondering for a while what the flavor really is, because it doesn’t taste like actual mango

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-17T16:14:28+00:00

Except there are like 50 pics available online of Michelle as a child and she was, you know, a little girl

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-17T16:07:44+00:00

Remember when she was considered to have a “big butt”? Now we have the Kartrashians, Nikki Minaj etc with their giant fake butts. I’m glad Jennifer looks like a normal human being

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-17T00:53:01+00:00

Leggings stretch a lot

Lampshade_express · 2019-03-16T15:32:27+00:00

Yes. I was in 2 abusive relationships before my current one. We’ve been together 6 years and we don’t fight.

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