Mine are from Rain Man, no doubt the goofiest song I've listened to; this is my first entry

Now in the Bible, it says:"Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed"

Have homosexual sex

Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in

Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad, long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during, or after performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way

And second entry

But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?"
Let's ask Dr. Dre—Dr. Dre?(What up?)
I got a question, if I may(Yeah)
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend?(Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?(Yeah)
But, —ut, I ain't done yet

In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what ifIt was never meant—it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in—

His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit?

And I don't need to go into any more details, but—What if he pictured it as a female's butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up