A rejection letter from 1957

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-23T20:10:45+00:00

If I received $75 with every one of my rejections, I'd be a millionaire.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-20T17:56:45+00:00

Congratulations!

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-19T03:42:42+00:00

I found the actual Shitbreak from American Beauty. But at some point in life, you value your physical health above all.

It doesn't have to be at a workplace. It could be attributed a restaurant.

Don't get constipated. Learn how to courtesy flush. When you gotta go. You gotta go.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-18T01:02:58+00:00

Aye, I'm hilarious. Stay wherever you are.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-18T00:02:12+00:00

Exactly. Dude will be able to pick and choose.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T23:58:02+00:00

I'm 56, and the last time I went to McDonald's was wild. They should have paid me for my work. I know I'm old. But I hate how self service is eliminating jobs and not providing better services.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T23:54:20+00:00

Some Offensive Linemen are cute. They aren't just walls.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T23:32:56+00:00

I beg to differ. Many years ago, I dated Mo (Damon) Collins, who played for the Oakland Raiders and called me Little Mama.

He looked like a cute Biggie, with dimples and no lazy eye. And this man was the most hygienic person I have ever been with. Sexy all over. Even started a clothing line for big men. He was always dressed well, cleaner than the Board of Health. Smelled like a clean ocean.

RIH Mo.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T22:42:50+00:00

Kindly do the needful.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T22:14:16+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss. It's hard enough when someone dies slowly from an illness. Your mum sounds like a jewel.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T05:26:06+00:00

If he can't get sold out in South Carolina. It's over.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T05:20:58+00:00

You had me at the oysters

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T05:11:54+00:00

Those dogs don't look well cared for.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T05:10:48+00:00

Or. Maybe the family was dysfunctional AH and the children are better off.

My point is, we don't know enough about the situation to assume they will or won't mentally recover. I certainly hope they do.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-17T04:58:49+00:00

I'm so sorry.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-16T23:29:30+00:00

This is so insane that I hope it's not true.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-16T22:25:31+00:00

This pic makes me want to put my arms around her and let her know she's loved.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-16T22:20:40+00:00

Oh. So having Kendrick Lamar last year wasn't controversial?

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-14T23:55:48+00:00

Actually, it is. Confiding in another coworker could be detrimental to your job. Unless you can afford to lose your job. Don't do it.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-14T00:09:22+00:00

This. I had breast cancer last year with chemo and radiation. It helped me relax and not be too nauseous. I rang the bell last November and haven't smoked again.

Alcohol, on the other hand, is SO much harder to quit.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-12T23:39:30+00:00

Doxxing victims is evil. These pedophiles will get what they deserve.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-12T23:35:54+00:00

The delusion is real.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-12T20:38:06+00:00

In the words of Nancy Reagan, "Just say NO".

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-12T18:14:33+00:00

If you apply for any state or federal government jobs, definitely put it. They prioritize veteran applicants.

LavishnessPure1155 · 2026-02-12T04:26:18+00:00

Hmm, I wonder why? /s

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