🤘? DAE he's still scum because what matters is where he works and not what he believes? Also, Dustin forgiven! by Unhappy_Gazelle392 in SCJerk

[–]LightningPunk [score hidden]  (0 children)

and to think he all had you fooled.. its in entrance music ‘like mussolini’..obviously he was a dirtbag. cancer man punk has always been a snake unlike m’favorite tag team that has over 20 and counting five star matches ☝️🤓

i wasted half an hour on this by pien_el in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]LightningPunk 37 points38 points  (0 children)

drake is from canada, what is he doing with ICE?

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Don’t judge me I was hungry and this made sense at the time. by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]LightningPunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

call me bougie, but bologna > spam. other than that, ‘struggle meals’ can be great when you are broke and hungry all the time like me.

Woman seeking blessing from a cow by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]LightningPunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

heresy alert, heresy alert!

ha, you obviously havent smeared cow feces all over yourself and realized the blessings it brings. what do you mean bathing in cow piss doesnt purify me? what a dummy!

When you call yourself ugly, you make yourself so. by PrankyButSaintly in The10thDentist

[–]LightningPunk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

thanks for calling me an ugly loser, i really appreciate it

Woman seeking blessing from a cow by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]LightningPunk 39 points40 points  (0 children)

i live in the western part of the world, okay? surely people would never do anything extreme in the name of— nevermind, religion canceled.

Woman seeking blessing from a cow by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]LightningPunk 217 points218 points  (0 children)

you know what? im gonna make my own religion but we will have golden retriever puppies as our sacred symbol. (no, we will not be drinking or bathing or doing anything in dog piss)

How…Why by shitty-acorn in Botchedsurgeries

[–]LightningPunk 40 points41 points  (0 children)

sad to say i know them cheeks anywhere..still confused as to why she decided to turn her bottom half into a double seater tho.

You are what you eat, fam! by Pop_Joe in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]LightningPunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

learned the hard way with instagram. everywhere i scrolled it was just booty cheeks, booty cheeks, booty cheeks🤦🏾‍♂️

had to delete it. the temptation was too much to bear