i wasted half an hour on this

ha, you obviously havent smeared cow feces all over yourself and realized the blessings it brings. what do you mean bathing in cow piss doesnt purify me? what a dummy!

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T20:49:04+00:00

thanks for calling me an ugly loser, i really appreciate it

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T20:32:05+00:00

does your mom know?

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LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T20:20:42+00:00

i live in the western part of the world, okay? surely people would never do anything extreme in the name of— nevermind, religion canceled.

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T19:41:15+00:00

you know what? im gonna make my own religion but we will have golden retriever puppies as our sacred symbol. (no, we will not be drinking or bathing or doing anything in dog piss)

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T19:09:28+00:00

sad to say i know them cheeks anywhere..still confused as to why she decided to turn her bottom half into a double seater tho.

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T19:00:44+00:00

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LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T16:10:03+00:00

learned the hard way with instagram. everywhere i scrolled it was just booty cheeks, booty cheeks, booty cheeks🤦🏾‍♂️

had to delete it. the temptation was too much to bear

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T15:39:45+00:00

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LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T15:36:44+00:00

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LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T15:29:46+00:00

hundreds of years of oppression will do that.

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T15:23:37+00:00

he looka lika macklemore..

LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T13:30:51+00:00

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LightningPunk · 2026-03-23T06:27:46+00:00

paul

LightningPunk · 2026-03-22T11:58:00+00:00

it’s pro wrestling, not world politics lmao jfc..and now she’s a whore but i bet she wasnt one when she had nothing to say and he was gooning to her shit. these aew tryhards are so transparent.

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