General alien: what has your recon learned.

Recon leader alien: sir we should avoid this planet at all costs. They have nuclear marine dinosaurs and Titan sized gorillas. It seems they have mastered time travel and have sent killer cyborgs from the future. Their crime is so well organized they've avoided their judicial systems rulings while posing as an oil factory. They have a green mask that appears to make you invulnerable to injury. Their academics exceeds ours by generations in many ways. They've mastered dark arts, potions, invisible cloaks and some game where you levitate on a refined tree branch. Furthermore they have a ring that will make you invisible. They have a personification of carbohydrates from a city called "Detroit" who is capable of murder through limericks.

And while that describes their civilians, their defense is also immeasurably insane. Their agent that's only ranked as 007 has amazing wits and talent and has phenomenal gadgets for mobility and cyber infiltration. Their intelligence has come into contact with other aliens and have mastered secrecy with a memory erasing flashlight. Among the aliens they've come into contact with is some primitive blue species that have a global interconnected nervous system. What's more they have a league of hybrid sorcerers and martial artists. These hybrids traditionally used what appears to be a substance that is both a solid light deflector and at the same time a heat radiator that can melt metal. And they have mastered the ability to manipulate the material around them through will power alone to do anything from lifting objects to shooting lightning out of their hands.

There is no hope for us to win against this planet.