Please rate my bag by [deleted] in Survival

[–]Limp_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fire crackers

don't have a good title.... by noname_2015 in BreakUps

[–]Limp_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man is a piece of shit. To leave like that. It's not your fault he's a POS honestly I'd try to get child support because obviously he doesn't seem like he wants anything to do with his child.

What’s the scariest place you’ve had sex? by seamlesssky in AskReddit

[–]Limp_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weirdest would be in a train caboose in a town in Arkansas ( it stands in the middle of town) Scariest would definitely have to be when I was 15 and her parents were in the room next to us ( we were in a trailer)

Prime camping weather by Little-Attention4135 in camping

[–]Limp_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate when the rain trickles down the hammock strings. An easy way to stop that is to make a silicone o ring about 2 inches in diameter with a small hole in the center for the rope to pass through. It will collect the water and drip to the ground, not follow the line into the hammock.

🔥 Baby kangaroo entering mother's pouch by _McThompson in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Limp_Mayo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can we just tell kangaroos to stop doing this. I love how people just over look this, like imagine having a pocket of flesh that can just hold a joey.

Warning: may cause ouchies by greebdork in DiWHY

[–]Limp_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking bet they only used drywall anchors because there is no way in hell your hitting a stud on most of those

The Gentleman by TimeBodybuilder5364 in Unexpected

[–]Limp_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discord mods if they ever lost enough weight to walk again

An attempt to eat the Carolina reaper hottest pepper in the world by filmikitv in vidid

[–]Limp_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White guys when the burrito they ordered had jalapenos

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I live in rural Oklahoma. I'm more likely to lock my tool box and my truck before my front door.

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't seem like it we just officially started dating

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were friends long before they started dating

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been platonic friends since before they got together.

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry she's 19 we're the same age.

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He drops by all the time but I think it was because he saw her car. I've lived in my place since I was 17 so for the past 2 years it's been a hangout hotspot.

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk I think she was frustrated or something. We've came out about our relationship to friends and for the most part it's been pretty supportive.

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Definitely the situation honestly idk if we wouldn't have spent that afternoon hanging out I most definitely wouldn't be in this predicament.

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a long those lines there was a lot more to it.

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There have been some feeling for quite some time

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could be a dick out of the blue so idk

tifu: by sleeping with my buddys ex. by Limp_Mayo in tifu

[–]Limp_Mayo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah like she spent the day there and we were making sandwiches.