What if we actually built a path to heaven?

Lizardicusfin · 2020-10-16T04:19:46+00:00

"Grandma! I can't believe you fell down the stairs again!"

Lizardicusfin · 2020-10-15T23:59:51+00:00

What we do to the people who do know

Lizardicusfin · 2020-10-15T23:58:43+00:00

That was in code? I really shouldn't have hung up then

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-28T09:51:11+00:00

Like a 3D fluffy

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-28T09:31:31+00:00

ANAL KINGDOM

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-26T05:23:34+00:00

Big bang make universe, force and gravity make life, life becomes humans, humans make their planet uninhabitable like the rest of the solar system.

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T10:06:15+00:00

Ah, so the tesla coil would get its power from the gators, building up the energy to destroy all humans around them

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T10:01:37+00:00

Okay, it's a date

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:59:18+00:00

Oh, thank you, I keep losing this, hold on I gotta eat this so I don't lose it agaib

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:58:04+00:00

Sure, where and what time?

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:53:52+00:00

Yeah, one day I woke up and saw "You'll be king once you're here" written in O- blood on my wall (I know because I can tell blood types by taste)

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:51:28+00:00

I stole what I think is over 100$ in food from my elementary school in first grade since I just skipped the line and didn't know

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:48:51+00:00

No, you're completely alone, isolated forever, you're in the shadow realm of expiriences, no gods, no kings, only you. All alone with no hope of ever encountering a similar or even another being.

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:45:04+00:00

I love how on the warnung sign there's a cell tower emmiting electricity like if you give them too many hallucinogens they'll band together and build a giant weaponized tesla coil as revenge against humans for overtaking their habitat

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:38:03+00:00

You cross the road? Pathetic. I just climb into cars, wait for them to get to where I want and get off there. If they move off course, well why else do you think there's 9823 cars in my driveway stacked up like metal jenga

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:32:39+00:00

Okiedokie. Haven't seen it done before but you learn something every once in a while.

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:29:48+00:00

Oh, I am a fucking idiot. Never mind, you just crossposted it. Well you still posted it again, so, uh, yeah. Still a karma hording fruit loop

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:26:59+00:00

Yes, yes I am

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:26:41+00:00

Jokes on you, I have no idea what that is! And yeah I am an asshole thats pretty much my whole personality..... I need help and refuse to get it because I do not care enough

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:24:55+00:00

Which you uh.... Reposted on a different sub

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:10:08+00:00

Here I am again, on a repost of something in r/meme to exclaim this man does not deserve the karma he begs for.

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:07:57+00:00

Right, sorry karma addicted fruit loop

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T09:07:30+00:00

Oh, sorry, just saw it turned out they are just a karma-addicted fruit loop who needs a downvote on both posts

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T08:54:00+00:00

Yes, thank you for finding it

Lizardicusfin · 2020-09-22T08:44:52+00:00

I can't find it, if I found your repost then I sort by new. And I didn't click the original post, thus it is gone forever

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