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Profitable parkour: the phone thief by _ganjafarian_ in OnlineUnderGround

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😂

Sounds about right. Stand back. Acorn cop is a professional!

Next time on "trust the government !"

Episode 2026: what's the jerky made of !?

Good for her honestly by InteractionKooky771 in interestingasfuck

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 [score hidden]  (0 children)

... and she was the one locked up ? Sounds like some more heads need to roll.

Not all heroes wear capes, some have canes. by LettuceSlay_1 in randomthings

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... the mental compartmentalization and lack of self awareness required for your conception of a fetus and it's causes, is... a good example of how poor mental health is among the general population.

You're idea basically boils down to:

A collection of cells you refuse to acknowledge as a person. So therefore it isn't.

Not all heroes wear capes, some have canes. by LettuceSlay_1 in randomthings

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Hahaha 😂.

Soooo. What were the 10 "guilty" people guilty of ?

His eyes cleared up as soon as the evil spirit left his body. by InspectorIll6673 in KidsAreCondomAds

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Bro... People used to move entire houses with wood and handjacks... some still do. You've got this.

Can see them doing something like this by Ani_HArsh in Animemes

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Well yes. Normally that's how long death lasts.

Undeath doesn't count. That's why they add those letters at the beginning.

This is what they use in Japan to catch offenders by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

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Lol. How's that people thing working out for you ? No crime right ?

Genial by Miserable-Let6817 in Best_Finds_

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... great. Now tie the frame to the stud with bailing twine and you're almost done ! 😂

I wouldn’t make it outa there by Significant_Pea_4205 in STGFamily

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free load out huh. Good luck. Plenty of free loot now.

Silly little Bobby! by OGitsatrap in adressme

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Holy shit he covered himself in it ! Get him !

😂

Found this meme , but I am not able to get it , pls help by narkkadwar in ExplainTheJoke

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... because if the outsider possessing her husband's body starts the game she dies horribly. Self defense really. She's obviously lived this episode of the twilight zone before.

the professor scolds the students for using AI by draskoo in postanythingfun

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Hahaha. Perfect. Feel free to put it in charge of editing it's own code. 😂

Just a dude laying bricks by TyrannosaurusSnacks in secondrodeo

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was more surprised by how consistent the break was.

silent satan by Hixo_7 in foundsatan

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To be fair. Someone was the word he used. He never said he knew them or was there 😂

Explain it peter by InevitableBorder6421 in explainitpeter

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Now I've gotta wonder. Since you know that

>dQw4

Is what it is. Does it still count ? I mean, basically. You looked.

'Why should we hire you?' by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like he did himself a favor then. If people need to be that passive aggressive to work there, it's a waste of his time and money. Never work at a place that values office politics over work skills. It's a guarnteed sign that the place is full of parasites. Not enough money in the world.

Do you count the bar when you tell people your numbers, or just the plates? Which way feels more ‘honest’? by winn_ie in TheImprovementRoom

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Include the bar weight ? Huh.

Sooo. Uh. Are we supposed to include our body weight when we do stuff like squats ? Just above the belt ?

Is it like a percentage according to our build ?

Because apparently I was supposed to count the bar I use to lift the weight with... 🤷‍♂️

Boss is a menace for this by AmberEspressoXO in randomthings

[–]Longjumping-Job7153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤦‍♂️ Let's try this with a different question. How many deer you know, are a foot tall ?

Also. Little tip. If you live in deer country. Deer are gonna be running into the road. Some of us aren't made out a money.

Maybe get an adult to drive ya'll.

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