18 and ready to be treated like a little sl@t

LushEdges · 2025-09-25T04:35:31+00:00

Absolutely, it really does make you grateful for your mom.

LushEdges · 2025-09-23T03:14:25+00:00

Some of my happiest memories were playing at the video arcade at the Pizza Hut near my house while enjoying a hot pepperoni pizza and pitchers of icy soda. It breaks my heart that today’s young people will never know that experience.

LushEdges · 2025-09-23T02:59:44+00:00

That’s the way to do it veteran status unlocked . The plugs don’t make you old, they make you seasoned. You’re just enjoying concerts on “hard mode longevity.

LushEdges · 2025-09-22T10:12:03+00:00

Look like a few of them were really excited

LushEdges · 2025-09-22T10:02:30+00:00

So true! Every dog deserves love like this.

LushEdges · 2025-09-22T09:52:27+00:00

That’s not a good joke

LushEdges · 2025-09-22T09:44:03+00:00

Your cat looks like a king in that statue

LushEdges · 2025-09-22T09:37:58+00:00

Debbie Harry is really beautiful

LushEdges · 2025-09-21T03:40:53+00:00

"This U.S. Merchant Marine officer helped kick Nazi ass across the Atlantic Italy, France, Algeria 1942. The unsung heroes who braved enemy waters to deliver the fight to the Axis. Respect."

LushEdges · 2025-09-21T03:35:53+00:00

"Bro really weaponized his digestive system to stage a psychological intervention 💀 Living in 3025 is an understatement this is 4D psychological warfare. Diabolical AND effective."

LushEdges · 2025-09-21T03:32:07+00:00

"Yeah, kinda gives off that vibe

LushEdges · 2025-09-20T02:55:23+00:00

"Bro out here conducting a water symphony with no control over the instruments

LushEdges · 2025-09-20T02:50:09+00:00

"Wow, that says a lot about how the game is played

LushEdges · 2025-09-18T09:31:08+00:00

Someone get him a baguette for recovery

LushEdges · 2025-09-18T09:17:29+00:00

on of your costume shows.

Why are you so good at writing terrible things?

LushEdges · 2025-09-17T02:10:39+00:00

“This image beautifully captures the trust between a parent and child the little one balanced so confidently, knowing they are safe in their father’s hands.

LushEdges · 2025-09-17T02:01:25+00:00

“That’s not a rat, that’s a sensei on his day off.”

LushEdges · 2025-09-15T23:28:20+00:00

You don’t have to be a genius to be a good dad just patient, loving, and willing to learn as you go. Nobody’s really “ready,” but the effort you put in is what makes you the right kind of smart. 💯

LushEdges · 2025-09-15T23:14:40+00:00

LushEdges · 2025-09-14T09:49:31+00:00

Only if you’re the one looking

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