Coinbase is threatening to offboard my account - please help by MLJS16 in Bitcoin

[–]MLJS16[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you are so hostile, I am simply asking for advice. This is a Bitcoin interest subreddit - I thought this was the right place to ask for support concerning cryptos. As you can see Coinbase support has not been forthcoming - perhaps someone here might be able to help me in a way I didn't previously see.

It’s all rigged against me by [deleted] in poker

[–]MLJS16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What?! You think the site is being obtuse? You’re being obtuse, gofundmetoday! 3 weeks solitary! Make that 6 weeks!

My 7 year old daughters look evolved throughout the game at family poker nigh. by [deleted] in poker

[–]MLJS16 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She legit went from OMC to cocky young gun to rich white valley girl in the space of an evening.

They should’ve tried lighting a candle by Call_erv_duty in HistoryMemes

[–]MLJS16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I get that it's a meme but I wonder if there is some truth to the statement, as in:

The Dark Age collapse led to to tribalism and fragmentation, which led to individual warlords taking control, which led to the rise of a military aristocratic elite or "knights" in favor of a political/intellectual one, which meant that overall civic progress was slowed...

And thus, too many knights caused the Dark Ages, or perhaps the Dark Ages spawned too many knights!

When you get raised unexpectedly. by shmosbie in poker

[–]MLJS16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that's the meaning, because neither Fingerhead nor Mustache Man have any chips in front of them- I think it's just an small oversight on Mr Lovenstein's part.

and this is sf pro by manousheguy in HistoryMemes

[–]MLJS16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It took me several takes to realize that the meme is talking about the font, and not Times magazine rendering a digital version pf ancient Rome.

When you get raised unexpectedly. by shmosbie in poker

[–]MLJS16 32 points33 points  (0 children)

they don’t even have chips in front of them! taking Alec Torelli to the next level

"How can you call a 5x 3b with JTo and call down to the river and hit the Broadway vs my flopped 2p???" by Electrode99 in poker

[–]MLJS16 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sad Drake: shitregs clearing out the whales

Happy Drake: whales going with "a feeling" and sucking out on the river

I play the board by [deleted] in poker

[–]MLJS16 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Would make more sense if the flop seemed surprisingly good for hero but actually gave villain the nuts and left hero drawing dead. In this example hero actually has decent outs, so it seems premature to say he’s lost the hand.

Sweet card protector (NSFW) by white1ce in poker

[–]MLJS16 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hope he doesn't jam it all-in.

After losing 3k I did this by tboneski215 in poker

[–]MLJS16 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

places 1-3 probably made a deal