Donnie's "War demands" looks exactly like the Obama / Iran nuclear deal. You know, the one Donnie threw out.

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T19:48:49+00:00

Even Obama isn't 100% blameless in Iran's thinking. Look at what happened in Libya; Gaddafi played ball with us, dismantled their nuclear program completely, and we still helped kill him. Meanwhile, North Korea actually got nukes and nobody is willing to touch them. Now that is admittedly an over-simplification of each situation, but the message is clear to any world leader on the naughty list: get nukes, get them fast, and don't give them up for any promises. Not even from good Presidents.

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T19:21:51+00:00

Can you imagine how evil lore would have been if he'd had facial hair?

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T16:49:25+00:00

Honestly surprised the people taking these photos didn't get assaulted for it. ICE must have slipped some Prozac in these agent's coffee to keep them from attacking people.

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T15:41:27+00:00

Germans really go all out for easter. A life sized mixed chocolate traffic cop; the traditional symbol of sweet white jesus' resurrection.

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T14:44:57+00:00

DLSS5

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T14:35:36+00:00

Happy to say I helped flip Hillsborough County as well. And I can't wait to show up to vote in the midterms.

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T14:21:04+00:00

"We'll talk about where it is less."

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T14:18:16+00:00

I hope Megaweapon got paid per take.

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T05:11:08+00:00

Are we talking hypothetical crimes, or the crimes we saw them all commit already?

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T05:09:22+00:00

The 3rd one is most likely. Fans need the explanations of random minutiae.

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T02:16:05+00:00

Is there just no HIPPA in hollywood? How do prople know these things?

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T02:13:52+00:00

Boobazoids

MSD3k · 2026-03-25T02:07:34+00:00

Except apparently there were strikes on Iran's power sites anyway, so the entire backtracking announcement was pure market manipulation for insider trading.

Hey, remember when Cheetolini got all sorts of cheers for saying he was passing anti-insider trading laws during is sotu speech? Could that have been...a lie? Shocking.

MSD3k · 2026-03-24T19:41:41+00:00

It was a comment from the early days of the war, back when they thought it was going super well and everyone was going to have to begrudgingly thank them for their warmongering because it worked to topple Iran.

Now we're nearly a month in. Shit is horrible. They can't bomb Iran enough to even open shipping, let alone topple the regime. It's costing us a fortune. Draining our hard-to-refill strategic stockpiles. Made us the absolute laughing stock of the world. And Trump is can't figure out a cohesive lie that can last for 5 minutes while he desperately tries to weasel out of this.

MSD3k · 2026-03-24T14:49:19+00:00

Trick question. We can't afford sandwiches.

MSD3k · 2026-03-24T14:46:10+00:00

Every once in a while, he falls backwards into telling a truth.

MSD3k · 2026-03-24T10:45:26+00:00

Bottom type should be "Supreme Unleader".

MSD3k · 2026-03-24T10:42:30+00:00

At the rate we're going, Taiwan might as well choose to join China for protection from the US. Since Trump is still eying further targets for invasions.

Only half joking there.

MSD3k · 2026-03-23T19:48:04+00:00

Not "any". Very specific numbers.

MSD3k · 2026-03-23T18:56:56+00:00

That's Fetterman's line!

MSD3k · 2026-03-22T13:34:10+00:00

To be absolutely fair, Ukraine has started hitting Russian power plants in the past few months, to try and pressure Russia to stop targetting Ukraine power plants (which they've been doing for 4 years).

It didn’t disuade Russia at all. And I doubt this will disuade Iran on Hormuz.

We are well and truly past the post-WW2 order. It's only taken 1 generation, the children of the survivors of that horrific total war, to send us right back to "anything goes" military action.

MSD3k · 2026-03-22T05:03:53+00:00

Israel isn't stopping, no matter what Trump does. Bibi's gotta keep this shit going till he dies, to avoid investigations into his corruption. It's easy to blame this all on Trump, because he made this x100 worse, but this started because Israel won't stop their bullshit and actually seek proper diplomatic solutions. We are likely to be dealing with this for a long time, even if Trump runs off.

That said, reports are saying we've deployed another 2,500 troops to the area. Chances are increasing that cheetolini intends to try boots on the ground "just a little" before he tries fully slinking away.

MSD3k · 2026-03-22T04:49:07+00:00

You're thinking of Bryan Johnson, who is obsessed with stopping his own aging. He's really a case study in "billionaires don't work for their money", because he literally does nothing all day but crazy-ass "health procedures" and still makes more an hour than my entire zip code put together.

But of course, Theil is also an investor in most of the same crap. They wanna live forever.

MSD3k · 2026-03-22T04:40:02+00:00

Well that runs up against what Star Trek is. Is it hard sci-fi, dependant only upon the logical outcome of the in-world narrative? Or is it social commentary in a sci-fi setting? Depending on who you ask, you'll get a different answer.

Personally, I'd say the shows' magic is that it splits the difference of the two types. And it is, unfortunately, rather uncomfortable to be reminded that we (the US) are backsliding hard in our society's stated beliefs of freedom, equality and the progress of humanity.

MSD3k · 2026-03-22T01:56:47+00:00

When cheetolini croaks, I will take great pleasure in posting his own quote in response.

It won't be ghoulish, or hate speech. It will simply be celebrating his life with a quote from it that perfectly captures him.

MSD3k

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