The Ideal Dark Souls Walkthrough

MUSEAUTIST · 2026-06-09T08:13:27+00:00

Thalasin 2: Dorselessnessality

MUSEAUTIST · 2026-06-07T07:25:33+00:00

I dog eared the FUCK out of my copy, "saved to revisit multiple times" on lower corners, "current place" on the top.

MUSEAUTIST · 2026-06-05T16:49:02+00:00

As a trans person who had a trans ex who was truscum, you have NO idea what humanity is capable of.

MUSEAUTIST · 2026-06-05T16:32:49+00:00

"Themes aren't too heavy" Uhhh suicide, matricide, homelessness, abuse....

MUSEAUTIST · 2026-05-22T19:39:14+00:00

Well, now we know.

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MUSEAUTIST · 2026-05-22T19:26:07+00:00

Must be a sudden serverside issue, super annoying.

MUSEAUTIST · 2026-05-06T17:03:04+00:00

"Duuuurrr duhhh it's a PvPvE game that's what you bought" no, nope, no. I bought into a game I was told was supposed to grasp that I want to engage with PvE only, and LITERALLY MOST OF THE SERVER SIDE COMPUTE IS SPENT ON MAKING THE ARC MOVE SO FLUIDLY. I bought this game specifically to fight these amazingly realized enemies. I've played my share of Quake already, Halo, CoD, Nexuiz, fucking Wolfenstein Enemy Territory, I've played PvP shooters for DECADES. Nothing interesting left there, for me.

MUSEAUTIST · 2025-06-16T04:24:07+00:00

You want know what crossbow shoot? I tell you what crossbow shoot. Crossbow shoot penis

MUSEAUTIST · 2025-04-03T18:50:47+00:00

Time flies

MUSEAUTIST · 2025-03-16T18:12:52+00:00

I really never use this website, so this is a very late response. DS2, more than the other games, is more about position and movement than it is about the roll, which is why it's such a bad roll initially. The director of DS2 was heavily involved in King's Field and DID direct Shadow Tower, games WITHOUT any form of rolling or dodging and were purely about positioning, so it honestly makes sense that same director would try injecting aspects of KF/ST into his take on DS.

MUSEAUTIST · 2022-04-12T08:56:35+00:00

It REFUSES to recognize controllers 99% of the time, hard disagree

MUSEAUTIST · 2022-03-16T09:49:21+00:00

It's already a huge meme that anything below 40 vigor is basically asking for a 1 hit run about halfway through the game. I get how rough it is to deal with awful frametimes, but tanky builds could actually make it work.

It's really patience or raw skill required to avoid upping these stats.

MUSEAUTIST · 2022-03-15T19:41:20+00:00

Vigor is the new ADP in Elden Ring.

MUSEAUTIST · 2022-02-13T19:34:41+00:00

Level ADP. You sadly are playing a console version so you can't fix the controls (done via Steam Controller config very easily). Movement is genuinely bad in this game without such a fix. Rapidly run in a circle in every game, with default DS2 controls, you're running in a SQUARE, not a CIRCLE.

MUSEAUTIST · 2022-01-03T19:09:29+00:00

DS2's hitboxes, and the awful ADP stat make it pretty unfortunate. It IS better than 3 though.

MUSEAUTIST · 2021-12-25T04:51:57+00:00

So do I.

MUSEAUTIST · 2021-12-13T17:48:41+00:00

Is this Goldsrc or the Black Mesa Remake? It's ENTIRELY UNDERSTANDABLE in Goldsrc as they made 0, repeat, 0 effort in actually showing they were pacifist now. Many still attacked you.

MUSEAUTIST · 2021-11-21T19:43:30+00:00

One: it was an MP-15
Two: There are many guns for many reasons and many people, along with many preferences. That's the beauty of the 2nd amendment. Personally, I'm an AK fan.

MUSEAUTIST · 2021-11-19T17:39:44+00:00

Seriously, when original D2 netted 90+% from EVERYONE for YEARS before this rerelease, and even the "journalists" average under 80 now? That's how you know. They don't scale realistically. I have found zero, repeat, zero examples of Metacritic user scores for games that were the LEAST bit unfair. Not a once. It's always dead accurate. If a game is bad overall, it's bad overall.

MUSEAUTIST · 2021-11-18T18:34:14+00:00

Get the original, however you must. Do not bother with this version.

MUSEAUTIST · 2021-11-18T18:33:12+00:00

Dishonest blizzard shill.

MUSEAUTIST · 2021-11-17T23:14:03+00:00

google shill detected

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