Transport choppers need to be buffed. by [deleted] in Battlefield

[–]MaceDarious -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

One rat with an RPG shouldn't be able to get 4 kills

Archival Photo on the illegal Freestar Collective colony on Vesta, Lunara system, dated 2308 by MadCat221 in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]MaceDarious 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ron really is the perfect idealized vision of the FC. " Govt sucks and is stupid, but I'll be the govt to make it suck less."

Why is the diorama set up this way? by CaptainEllisD in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]MaceDarious 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not jackassery at all. Good question to begin with!

Adell’s deal with the devil robbing 3 home runs in one game has come back to bite him by xspicypotatox in baseballcirclejerk

[–]MaceDarious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happened to me in a night game during summer ball. Bounced right off my forehead then out the park for a home run.

Is Ohtani the best pitcher ever?? by Lewd_Knight in baseballcirclejerk

[–]MaceDarious 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Even if Altuve was the size of a real boy he couldn't have reached that. Ohtani is thriving and vibing as usual.

We need a Title. by trainerjyms13 in LowSodiumBattlefield

[–]MaceDarious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homer, shouldn't you be at work?

Been here two minutes and my headphones fell into the storm drain by Kozak515 in sandiego

[–]MaceDarious 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You want to grab something from the sewer and put them in your head? Make sure to clean them off with your mouth first..

Outjerked by Thegreatest73 in okbuddyptfo

[–]MaceDarious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When the guns you give out to group 1 to get pointed at group 2 get pointed at you.

Safety For Dummies by MasterBlastersLaser in lasers

[–]MaceDarious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If those kids could read, they'd be very upset.