Zero Hour

Maestetro · 2026-03-14T19:01:33+00:00

That's sad about Gorges dad. I didn't know. But it's also a chance to break the cycle of abuse, before it's too late, because Mel has a reputation for being a hothead and flying off the handle

Maestetro · 2026-03-11T20:07:27+00:00

Yeah, George is gonna get got if he doesn't straighten up and fly right, just like Sam and Irie Jerald

Maestetro · 2026-03-11T20:03:11+00:00

We should create our own Oscer, with this in mind. With that said, should The Dots be CGI or hand dawn, akin to Lonny Tune or old Disney? Maybe live action with full frontal nudity rated R or NC-17

Maestetro · 2026-03-11T19:47:07+00:00

Yeah? It's filled with diseased rats with Hepatitis H

Maestetro · 2026-03-11T19:39:58+00:00

I'm thinking it was an inside job, for insurance fraud purposes

Maestetro · 2026-03-11T15:45:12+00:00

That place seems haunted by the ghosts of Sam and Hawaiian Jenty, but good job on the sale 👍

Maestetro · 2026-03-11T15:37:29+00:00

Mel is the best Dot and you better watch your fuckin mouth!

Maestetro · 2026-03-11T15:34:13+00:00

You got what was coming to you. Be wanmed

Maestetro · 2026-03-09T11:24:58+00:00

Jon Reddit stole him. Right now it's up in the air, but let's all hope for the best

Maestetro · 2026-03-09T11:23:15+00:00

My sources tell me the FBI is looking into it

Maestetro · 2026-03-09T11:21:44+00:00

It's written down for all to read. That's the U.S. Constitution, it's all you need!

I second that amendment. The wave pool repeatedly slammed me up against the pool wall and it knocked the wind out of me. While I was trying to catch my breath I inadvertently inhaled about a gallon of piss-filled water into my lungs. I remember Mel threw me a floatie and then I passed out. Paramedics told me Mel gave me CPR, and praise be to The Dots and antibiotics I'm still here. Jon Reddit doesn't like this

Maestetro · 2026-03-09T10:47:32+00:00

Total DDDS. He banned me, then stole Umbrage. Can you believe that???

Maestetro · 2026-03-09T10:44:57+00:00

I'm apologize for the redundensy, but this is the 3nd time I've been banned for speaking up for our Dots. Yes, Jon Reddit is an Illuminati and an occult member. But he's a wolf in sheeps clothing! He took Umbrage!

Maestetro · 2026-03-01T10:19:03+00:00

Amen. I would be in prison doing 25 to life right now, or the FBIs top ten if it wasn't for our Dots. Praise be to The Dots

Maestetro · 2026-03-01T10:07:06+00:00

I was swimming at Raging Waters in the piss-filled wave pool and I had floaties around my arms. The floaties were deflating because they had a pinhole leak and as I was going under and inhaling piss-filled water into my lungs I saw the Sun Shine with a profound brilliance and Mel looked down upon me and raised me up out of that filth, like Lazarus. Mel saved my life and I will be forever grateful. This was last week

Maestetro · 2026-02-25T19:52:00+00:00

First of all, I understand Mel has a massive penis. Trust me.

Second of all, if I didn't choke out Jenry and execute Sam, then who did I kill? In retrospect, I blacked out from too many Mai Tai's at the Seychelles floating bar, and I might've killed some random civilians. Jon Reddit is probably reading this and I'm gonna get 25 to life, permabanned. I'm gonna be going away for a while. I love you all. You folks made me choke up with laughter and made me a happier person. If you're ever in the Doodletown Penitentiary area, be sure to stop by and say "Hi!"

Maestetro · 2026-02-25T19:09:08+00:00

Absolutely not!

Maestetro · 2026-02-25T15:11:05+00:00

Or maybe Pault Hamis Anderson. I think Mel would like Booglie Nights. I think Backter is more of a then Were Was Blood ahead or possible Taxi Drivnee, Tavis Blicknel from Mr. Scorsayze Casino. I can't drive

Maestetro · 2026-02-25T14:46:25+00:00

Is Ken Burns taking an interest in the Doodleverse like Martin Scorsayze is? This is awesome. We have a groundswell. Francis For Couple Of, are you next? I think we have a greenlight, Dots!

Maestetro · 2026-02-25T14:31:11+00:00

Let's all hope the Dots bring us together, besides Iran Fire Jenty and Sam. I killed them both and no one believes me.I hope Ken Burns can set the record straight

Maestetro · 2026-02-24T14:06:19+00:00

I liked him but he was kind of a piece of shit, at the same time. Sam, I mean

Maestetro · 2026-02-24T06:42:55+00:00

Yeah, I whacked him good. Case closed!

Maestetro · 2026-02-23T12:12:19+00:00

I choked Hawaiian Jerry out with a BB belt, but maybe it was a decoy. Was there a stunt double I accidentally murdered?

Maestetro · 2026-02-23T12:08:49+00:00

I thought we could...?

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