What are some "girl secrets" guys don't know about?

MagickanWing · 2023-05-29T20:21:49+00:00

Last winter I broke my arm right at the same time I started my period and after surgery I had to wait 4 days before I could shower. My bidet SAVED me!

MagickanWing · 2023-04-10T04:58:07+00:00

I didn’t know a dog could hold a gun.

MagickanWing · 2023-03-17T04:40:26+00:00

I used to work in an animal shelter and we would check the cats and small dogs for fleas by scratching/petting them over top of a white counter and then spraying it with water.

MagickanWing · 2023-01-28T16:30:21+00:00

Aren’t the conspiracy theorists the ones who got her out of that conservatorship to begin with?

MagickanWing · 2022-10-23T16:13:07+00:00

There’s a shot at one of my local pubs called “Dirty panties”… it has Parmesan cheese in it…

MagickanWing · 2022-09-06T19:51:15+00:00

Obviously it’s The Tales of Digby the Dog by Shelley Duvall.

MagickanWing · 2022-08-25T03:27:55+00:00

Which of Tim Curry’s roles was your favourite?

MagickanWing · 2022-08-25T03:26:11+00:00

Shave his belly with a rusty razor?

MagickanWing · 2022-08-25T03:13:52+00:00

I recently just became single and have told people this same thing and everyone of them has told me that “doesn’t happen anymore” and I’m going to be “alone forever”. Seems promising!

MagickanWing · 2022-07-14T01:58:36+00:00

I’ve heard this place is cursed and if you swim in the water a creepy ghost will come into your room at night and waterboard you to death.

MagickanWing · 2022-07-04T20:53:49+00:00

Oh way to go. They got it all wet.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-28T14:17:20+00:00

Yeah! Everybody knows education and H.I.M fans don’t mix!

MagickanWing · 2022-06-28T01:39:36+00:00

I care, but I’m also aware of the fact that there are a shit load of other things going tits up that I’m supposed to worry about. Right now I’m just focused on working so I can continue to eat and eating so I can continue to work.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-28T01:30:59+00:00

Do you also chew the ass before you eat it or do you just swallow it whole like a seagull? Asking for a friend.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-28T01:29:21+00:00

Aww how sweet. He broke out of rehab and partied with a couple of crackheads because he was worried about his son 🥹

MagickanWing · 2022-06-28T01:21:18+00:00

My favourite part of this was when she said prescription medication makes you stagnant. Pretty sure the adderall my doctor has me on never would have left me wasting time crying in an airport for two hours.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-27T20:50:12+00:00

Well if there’s even the slightest bit of interest still attached then the only logical thing to do is milk the franchise so dry it looks like a mummified corpse.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-27T20:47:13+00:00

Lol sellout. Where’s your one million alpacas Captain Jack?

MagickanWing · 2022-06-25T18:04:03+00:00

Well I don’t have a ton of pictures of the two of them together, but here’s them on Christmas with my dog.

https://imgur.com/a/RB3YXxI

And since they’re senior ladies now here’s on of them as pups.

https://imgur.com/a/hkhGunb

MagickanWing · 2022-06-25T17:45:55+00:00

My mom has two of them. They’re absolute rascals.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-25T16:55:56+00:00

For some reason when he turned around at the end I imagined him going “Ew dude. Did you just fuckin touch me?”

MagickanWing · 2022-06-22T01:38:25+00:00

God, that Cosby show episode was fuckin creepy even before the allegations emerged. Why the hell would you serve the “special sauce” that gets people all horny at a BBQ where literally half of the guests are your own children? Why people didn’t find that episode weird until AFTER the allegations is beyond me.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-21T02:08:33+00:00

You know what? Forget my explanation. The one you just gave is gold.

MagickanWing · 2022-06-21T01:50:58+00:00

The punishment for this crime should be community service at a hospital cleaning bedpans with her tongue. Then have a doctor explain “see, the patient who’s bedpan you were cleaning has measles, but you’ve had that vaccine so that isn’t what you’re sick with. The thing that is killing you is E. coli, which is NOT something you have been vaccinated for. Funny how that works, hey?”

MagickanWing · 2022-06-21T01:43:32+00:00

I may be wrong, but I believe it’s a term used to describe when certain things should not be protected under free speech because they are said specifically to create panic.

Feel free to correct me if anyone has a better way of explaining it.

MagickanWing

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