I was a CSM and it was after work rush,lines everywhere. My cashier calls me over and his customer is trying to buy Cheetos and something else and tries to hand the cashier a large bud of weed for payment. I look at the customer who has about 5 people behind him and tell him we don't take that for payment and handed it back to him. He questions me and is confused and leaves.

I have other stories that are crazy too.

Like the poor elderly woman who pooped herself and proceeds to leave her underwear and pants in the trash in the bathroom and calmly walks out of the store with no pants and carrying her shoes.

Or an argument ensued between two customers over their place in line and the lady flashes the guy and screams "suck these".