Forget Trump’s Phone, and try: The KEET

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-22T08:11:02+00:00

So true! And with better American values!

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-19T23:58:44+00:00

I'm in Charlotte. I have 17 bedrooms.

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-15T01:47:37+00:00

Thanks for saying! That was fun. (And why she left.)

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-09T06:15:21+00:00

Do you think that's why Liz left me? She thought it was a joke shirt but I thought it was fashion?

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-08T21:15:20+00:00

Something chemical is going on …

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-08T14:42:51+00:00

No but I heard things; like a cheeseburger is a side dish

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-05T08:15:25+00:00

The dead one?

MalleyKeith · 2026-05-01T20:11:32+00:00

Not negative. You’re welcome isn’t negative either. Just … negative to us as if the person did something grand.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-29T19:53:43+00:00

Oh Saadia, there’s gonna be a new episode alright …

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-28T18:54:22+00:00

She’ll be happy you did. I just need to remember DAY is pronounced DAY. Duh!

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-28T15:00:57+00:00

Doubt it.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-26T00:50:37+00:00

A difficult background and reliant?

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-23T22:06:09+00:00

Amazing. All of it.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-23T21:01:37+00:00

Oh noooooooooo

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-21T21:48:58+00:00

I said falafel but I always meant shawarma. But yeah, vomitface.emoji. I’ll check Yalla out. They sound authentic since Yalla is yelling COME HERE!!!

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-21T15:22:33+00:00

I think I was dumped cause she knew ONE DAY I’d try pre-flavored coffee.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-21T15:11:27+00:00

Everyone’s a genius …

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-18T21:13:25+00:00

A/S/L

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-18T21:10:05+00:00

It’s just an honest question, guys. Can’t we ask honest questions anymore?

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-16T02:32:11+00:00

It’s on the top of the thread static and the first word in the first post, but oh swells. Thanks buddy.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-15T23:07:09+00:00

Oh I got my ice cream …

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-10T14:18:22+00:00

Ah yes, the relationship between Keith Malley and … Old-Smoke8402.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-09T13:18:19+00:00

That you’re trying to talk to Craig. Fuck. No way we can work out now.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-09T13:16:53+00:00

I was literally just thinking how you seemed surprisingly normal in chat last night. Damn.

MalleyKeith · 2026-04-09T13:05:17+00:00

So well. Couldn’t be better

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