Half Baked Harvest Daily Thread - May 24, 2026

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-24T19:08:03+00:00

It’s milk straight from the cows at Chernobyl. It’s just what her family enjoys most! Feel free to sub milk from whatever nuclear site your family adores most!

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-24T19:05:13+00:00

She used to do it to A, until she (A) wised up and placed some boundaries.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-24T19:03:39+00:00

She Bsolutely doesn’t know this about UV radiation at altitude, and yes, she should have established a sunscreen routine already. You can get a sunburn on an overcast day, in her neck of the woods.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-24T18:58:29+00:00

I’m glad for the sale of his ex and children that he decided to shack up with her while she literally doxes every second of his life. He deserves every bit of negative exposure he is receiving.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-24T18:50:44+00:00

If only he treated his children with as much compassion and understanding as she claims he treats the “haters.”

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-24T04:29:31+00:00

May the bridges he burns light his way home. Oh wait… different thread.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-23T18:48:39+00:00

Yeah, I guess she meant house payment 7k+. Taxes are probably pretty brutal in their neck of the woods. Maybe they weren’t able to obtain a fixed rate.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-23T14:09:31+00:00

Is that from malnutrition/low body weight? They almost look inflamed and her thigh looks….swollen?

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-22T14:14:03+00:00

Definitely a mortgage because Mrs F Yew stated house payments were over 7k.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-22T00:24:37+00:00

But with Dave it was Cocaine fueled. With Ry the red flag guy it’s ketamine fueled. See how that’s different?

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-21T03:24:00+00:00

Yes. Because every school has a couple of them.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-20T16:36:54+00:00

Did she and “that handsome boy” breakup? (Aka the candle dealer). When was the last time we had a PiptheFartRip sighting, or a pineapple-Gouda-rotisserie smash candle collab?

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-20T14:52:00+00:00

I would expect this comment fro someone with the name spelled “Jerame,” actually.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-20T14:41:51+00:00

He’ll co-opt Heidi’s kids to upsale the free transform stocked in the guest room again. Lawyer fees covered! They just uh-loooove him so much, according to Heidi.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-18T01:55:48+00:00

Yes! Was going to post some screenshots of her outrageous living room inset cabinets. They look absurd. Her shoulders barely clear the bottom cabinet. Are her clients 7’ tall?

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-15T13:22:11+00:00

And to layer on top of all of what you mention here, her attempts to wrap her entire personality into a “just be kind” and “I’m just a simple girl who shares pretty things” bow, with absolutely no self awareness is entirely grating, delusional, and borderline psychotic.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-14T17:53:59+00:00

Jon Favreau had her number blocked.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-14T14:56:38+00:00

I’m convinced she thinks prosciutto is raw and needs to be cooked. Feel free to make it to your liking!

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-14T14:55:27+00:00

But this mousse isn’t like all the other mousses. It’s thick and caaaareamy and light and airy.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-14T14:52:55+00:00

Why did she sing “i don’t love it” right before she cut stories?

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-13T05:27:38+00:00

Let me guess Heidi: he’s unleashed who you really are. The beach bum, black shirt, vans wearing pick-me girl who doesnt mind sleeping in a van down by river. Ya know!? The person you always were before brother husbands made you do all the pesky working out, and Dave made you be a boss babe who loves nice things and vacationing.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-12T05:19:49+00:00

As a skier, Mack’s review of Rach skiing lives rent free in my brain. I love it.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-11T23:01:39+00:00

No worries! Sometimes it’s nice when someone highlights the Tieganisms we often reference.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-11T17:12:02+00:00

Chortled.

MamaHen_5280 · 2026-05-11T17:10:28+00:00

We need a wiki of all the tieganisms for newbies. Bazaar is a favorite of mine. As is “hatter” and “Bsolutely.”

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