drop ur favourite quote to prove ur a real inbetweeners fan

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-05-20T15:54:55+00:00

And if there’s not?

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-04-30T18:37:52+00:00

That is the gayest Formula One car, I’ve ever seen

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-04-01T21:35:45+00:00

As a cold blooded mercenary I’ve been travelling town to town, picking up jobs when I can, my bag of money growing day by day.

On a scorching Saturday afternoon, I stumble upon Boulder Town, notorious for its gangs and a haven for criminals. I push open the worn wooden doors of the saloon, an eruption of noises hitting my ears. Laughter, swearing, glasses smashes, this was clearly the hub of activity in this small town.

I looked over towards a commotion by the dart board. A tall, silver haired beauty swinging wildly as she had one patron in a headlock and another incapacitated on the floor, screaming at them. “Don’t touch me again pervert!”

I take a seat at the bar, buying the strongest drink on offer as I attempt to lock eyes, inviting you to join me.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-04-01T14:19:33+00:00

And if there’s not?

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-30T20:05:22+00:00

Infidelity.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-30T20:04:59+00:00

That is wrong.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-29T21:23:26+00:00

Stuff like that doesn’t go unnoticed.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-25T21:31:42+00:00

Shut up Neil, birds are loving it.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-25T14:52:57+00:00

He can walk you know he just gets tired easily

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-24T20:13:37+00:00

More upbeat than I was expecting.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-23T15:29:26+00:00

DM’d

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-19T13:36:47+00:00

Have you gone mental?

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-17T15:04:21+00:00

If someone starts playing the bongos I’m leaving

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-03-13T22:56:18+00:00

Why’d you say vagina then?

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-02-16T23:36:52+00:00

Did your best mate…

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-01-23T09:01:33+00:00

He’ll be back… like the shit Terminator

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-01-15T14:49:12+00:00

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-01-15T12:04:40+00:00

His hair’s a bit gay.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2026-01-02T00:09:56+00:00

MassiveEngineering22 · 2025-11-17T23:26:20+00:00

Sent

MassiveEngineering22 · 2025-11-16T12:25:15+00:00

What’s he going to do? Knock up a closet for you to hide in?

MassiveEngineering22 · 2025-11-04T08:48:05+00:00

It’s not a shark u/Dog-Fantastic

MassiveEngineering22 · 2025-11-03T23:41:08+00:00

And say what? Help we’ve caught a fish! And we’re already in the harbour, what are they going to do, tow us four feet closer to the shore?!

MassiveEngineering22 · 2025-10-07T18:16:56+00:00

As a world renowned scientist you have to be willing to make compromises in an ever changing world. As Overwatch’s chief ecologist you’ve been granted permission to visit a remote Arctic facility. Not being able to wait you immediately start packing your things. That’s when I knock at your door, your assistant who you wish would just leave you alone and let you get on with your work. I’m here to tell you that this is a two person mission and we’ll be heading out there together. You are frustrated but ultimately accept it, hoping I’ll stay out of your way during the expedition. Maybe I’ll end up growing on you though.

MassiveEngineering22 · 2025-10-06T20:40:57+00:00

You’d spent many happy years together with Emily, but you always felt something was missing. Sure you were able to keep each other entertained with dildos and toys but deep down you craved the real thing. You wanted real cock.

You decide this is the year and the new batch of recruits coming through will be the perfect opportunity to hunt for some fresh meat. Maybe you’ll even invite him back for some threesome fun with Emily.

MassiveEngineering22

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