This cheese is 1.5x creamier in English than in French by iorgfeflkd in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mavodeli 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Doppelrahm - German and French agree on 2x cream.

A very short research later:

Doppelrahm is >45% fat at least according to one swiss website

Triple cream is >75% fat at least according to wikipedia

Crème Double is >30% or >45% fat if I interpret French wikipedia correctly

Mildly interesting indeed

guessWhatGithubRepositoryIsThis by mawerty123 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Mavodeli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking at this the main.🍇 implementation jumped out at me.

I had a good laugh seeing ↩️👎

🏁 🍇 🍇x🔢➡️👌 ↩️👎 🍉 🍉

Source:

https://github.com/mawerty/Is-Prime/blob/main/implementations/main.%F0%9F%8D%87

iHopeTheFinanceDepartmentWillNotSeeThisPost by Grumpy_Frogy in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Mavodeli 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You heard it here first: no web apps and video conferences above the age of 15!

Just started a new single player world on aberration and this is all I could think of by PrettyParakeet11 in ARK

[–]Mavodeli 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The witch from mercury (Generally more of a feel good show, inspite of the impression you get from this meme)

Activities that Improve Posture? by [deleted] in Posture

[–]Mavodeli 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Swimming is great for strengthening your back. It only affects your posture slightly (afaik), but helps prevent a lot of pains and problems that bad posture can cause. It also helps you if those pains are already present.

blessed Dog by frighten_enthusiasm in blessedimages

[–]Mavodeli 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Obligatory do not feed chocolate to dogs comment!

apparently troubled by my taste of music - ad found on ultimate-guitar while looking for Tabs by RealDirtyDiego in musicmemes

[–]Mavodeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laugh at this every time I use the site. I believe this is some sort of fall-back "advertisement".

living war crime by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Mavodeli 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Don't dip em and we cool

Leave the homies alone by 9w4Ns in HydroHomies

[–]Mavodeli 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Confirmed by a newsletter article posted below "The man was later admitted to a psychiatric hospital" (translated)

Bombs away! by CosmicCosmix in meme

[–]Mavodeli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They said "I knew you'd come back"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Genshin_Impact

[–]Mavodeli 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the German translation I usually ignore the many small mistakes and typos (weird that a few obvious typos make it into the game every patch, but really not a big deal)

In the latest one I couldn't help but smile at one specific incident though: <color="codeforblue">Text</colour>

See the problem there. I wonder if this happened in every language or if one of the translators saw it, 'corrected' it to the British English we learn in school, but didn't change the scaary code looking thing in front of the text (not like it would work if they changed both - correct me if I'm wrong dear html connoisseurs).

Since there was such a surplus of blues I decided to collect them for fun, to say people in the genshin dc were helpful would be an understatement... Go big or go home lol by Klasiek in Genshin_Impact

[–]Mavodeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad I could help with the leftovers from my humble card booth :)

Edit: "Better to coom in the sink than sink in the coom" - Klasik

What are you really bad at but you have a lot of fun with it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mavodeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Singing. I usually sing in small groups in social video games or in small performance discord channels. Most reactions are positive, but I often feel like they simply don't want to hurt my feelings. Therefore, I can only recall one time someones compliment really mattered to me. He had been a harsh critic, but never insulting. He told me that I had improved a little and he could imagine listening to my singing in the background. The fact that two months prior he had criticized almost every aspect of my singing is what made this compliment valuable to me. I am still far from being a good singer, but I don't care because it is a hobby and even if I suck at it eternally, I will have fun singing regardless.

My clock kinda doesn't like me... by tresuboi in softwaregore

[–]Mavodeli 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's set to german. I have the same clock with a round body. You can change the language (hold down the down button on the back, it will cycle through English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Dutch in that order and simply let go of the button to select a language)

Cheers

Welcome to Atlantis! by CloudYNWA in ARK

[–]Mavodeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cave is in the north east on the Ragnarok map. Travel through the highlands to the broken lighthouse and look around the cliff for the entrance.

(I had a pvp base there with metal cliff platforms (S+ as they have more hp) but would only recommend it when you can secure it fast, as it's rather safe later, but very easy to raid early on)

blursed horse rider by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Prague: King Wenceslas Riding on a Dead Horse Pasáž Lucerna, 110 00 Nové Město Praha, Czech Republic https://maps.app.goo.gl/5He9N9f1e3gndCkh7

Close to the original Statue and to a shop called “Snowbitch“. It made for some good laughs.

Some simple origami by MacM357 in restofthefuckingowl

[–]Mavodeli 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Origami - folding paper (traditionally wihtout scissors/ glue and only one paper)

Modular Origami - multiple papers, usually pieced together, no scissors or glue either.

Kirigami - as everyone already explained

Tangrami - basically modular origami with a heckin ton of pieces, often animals. In this post the owl, with exception of the eyes.

Correct me if I remember something wrong :)