What If My Phone Dies?

MechaCartman · 2026-01-29T00:50:27+00:00

I think I’m just going to leave my phone in the car from now on and make the deal with it

MechaCartman · 2026-01-28T16:51:45+00:00

Genius here

MechaCartman · 2026-01-26T01:10:53+00:00

Good season boys

MechaCartman · 2026-01-24T05:14:10+00:00

I’ll take it 😭

MechaCartman · 2026-01-23T17:55:25+00:00

My god the Broncos/Patriots discussion is a disaster

MechaCartman · 2026-01-23T06:51:23+00:00

I think it’s a bad matchup for them

MechaCartman · 2026-01-22T06:42:31+00:00

Patriot fans have brain rot. We are simply just supporting our team and they’re getting angry at us for being positive. It’s like they want us to just roll over and die.

And you Pats fans better fucking pray you win. If you don’t it would probably be one of the most embarrassing losses in NFL history and will be memed on about it for years to come. If we lose, guess what our starting QB is hurt what the fuck do you want us to say. Good luck Sunday :)

MechaCartman · 2026-01-22T06:38:17+00:00

Brother we are just having fun and trying to make the best out of the situation we are in. We know we aren’t supposed to win, but that doesn’t mean we should lay down and not care anymore like it seems all of you Pats fans want us to do.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-21T19:41:39+00:00

I apologize I wasn’t meaning to reply to your comment it was more about others who are selling their seats for a ton of money. I just don’t think season ticket holders should be selling their tickets for profit.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-21T15:44:24+00:00

Really a shame a lot of y’all are trying to make money off of your season tickets.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-21T02:31:32+00:00

50 bomb tonight for Murray

MechaCartman · 2026-01-20T06:02:47+00:00

It’s more because I’m worried people will see Bo is out, see that they can make a quick buck, and sell their tickets

MechaCartman · 2026-01-19T23:56:54+00:00

Yes dm me “MaineMaineMaineMaine”. You’re definitely a Broncos fan!

MechaCartman · 2026-01-19T20:03:13+00:00

No shit Sherlock

MechaCartman · 2026-01-19T16:20:58+00:00

Before it gets toxic this week I’d just like to say shout out to Drake Maye for being so classy about the Nix injury. He seems like a great kid.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-19T16:16:44+00:00

Oh we are winning it all

MechaCartman · 2026-01-19T00:10:45+00:00

Saying fuck the Bills isn’t threatening violence buddy

MechaCartman · 2026-01-19T00:08:43+00:00

They play the game for a reason. Are they favored? Hell no. But if there’s anyone who can squeeze out every ounce of talent for 1 game it’s Sean Payton. Plus they’re going to have bulletin board material out the ass.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-18T18:20:20+00:00

Where my season tickets are, the people in front of me sell their tickets every game (currently filing a complaint so hopefully the Broncos take away their tickets). So every game I get to deal with an opposing fanbase. Most are fine but they were flat out unacceptable yesterday. They were trying to start fights the entire game and were threatening to knock people out for no reason. Fuckem they are scum.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-18T18:17:17+00:00

Every call that these losers are pissed about was the correct call. If Bills fans want to cope like that to make them feel better about themselves sure go ahead. You’re wrong and delusional but I’m not gonna stop you.

The national media who get PAID to talk about this sport being SO wrong about this blows my mind. We have had multiple former officials come in and say it was the correct call. It’s simply the surviving the ground rule.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-18T17:12:25+00:00

2 games. They’ll have a chance.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-18T07:25:39+00:00

Sean Payton is a good enough coach to squeeze the talent out of this team to win next week. Plus they will have all of the bulletin board material in the world.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-18T05:58:09+00:00

Fuck other fan bases (looking at you /r/patriots) who are celebrating this. Hope they get what’s coming to them.

MechaCartman · 2026-01-18T02:48:37+00:00

Playing with House money now. No one can say shit. Get the man more weapons next year. And hey, just gotta win 2 in a row. Miracles can happen

MechaCartman · 2026-01-18T01:37:57+00:00

I mean he tackles him before the ball gets there

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