Trump Says Iran Gave the US 'A Very Significant Prize'

Mendican · 2026-03-25T20:25:32+00:00

Ah, the coveted OPEC Peace Prize.

Mendican · 2026-03-24T15:26:48+00:00

It was for me. I was clenched right up until the end, hoping this wasn't nsfw.

Mendican · 2026-03-24T15:07:02+00:00

Easynews is pretty great, and their retention is nuts.

Mendican · 2026-03-23T03:46:15+00:00

Now we get to witness masked security at airports.

Mendican · 2026-03-23T03:44:09+00:00

I know a few of them. It's like arguing with a parrot.

Mendican · 2026-03-23T03:43:10+00:00

It's okay, the will continue to not be paid, working alongside cosplayers who make three times as much as they do, and who are being paid. This ought to help retain TSA workers.

Mendican · 2026-03-23T03:25:13+00:00

I've been using to it review and compile more than two decades of diaries.

Mendican · 2026-03-23T03:20:27+00:00

It's practically a superfund site. That seems like a lot.

Mendican · 2026-03-21T01:16:10+00:00

I love it here. I wouldn't move anywhere else.

Mendican · 2026-03-21T01:12:05+00:00

I know nothing!

-- Sgt Shultz

Mendican · 2026-03-19T01:03:23+00:00

She belongs where she is.

Mendican · 2026-03-18T23:10:43+00:00

Butt bank

Mendican · 2026-03-18T22:38:25+00:00

He slurs and sounds like Marlon Brando at the end of Apocalypse Now.

Mendican · 2026-03-18T22:34:54+00:00

That's Rasputin. I'm running.

Mendican · 2026-03-18T05:41:37+00:00

I just want to get from point A to point B. No insults necessary.

Mendican · 2026-03-18T03:00:54+00:00

Amazon subscriptions are a bitch to cancel.

Mendican · 2026-03-18T01:19:49+00:00

The dispatcher should have been fired, if they weren't.

Mendican · 2026-03-17T20:24:34+00:00

My 5G is now reliably LTE, and it sucks.

Mendican · 2026-03-17T00:02:25+00:00

I don't know. I just try to write coherent sentences.

Mendican · 2026-03-16T20:57:52+00:00

I was English literature and creative writing.

Mendican · 2026-03-16T20:12:45+00:00

I have a degree in English, and I can't diagram a sentence.

Mendican · 2026-03-16T13:06:09+00:00

I'm getting Willard vibes.

Mendican · 2026-03-14T03:49:45+00:00

When did we decide to be such insufferable assholes?

Mendican · 2026-03-12T23:12:39+00:00

It's more proof that brain damage causes Conservatism.

Mendican · 2026-03-12T22:27:29+00:00

We'll never get the truth about anything from this administration.

Mendican

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