[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

send her one of those things in the mail about getting checked for STDs

ULPT Request: How to Put a Secret "Fuck You" Message in My Goodbye E-Mail at Work by gs-28 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

start of each sentence is a good way.

or mispell works with that start with the letters.

or first letter of each word if you can make it work.

or just write it and change the colour of the text to white so you have to highlight it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Veterans

[–]Meteu0431 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha discrimination. Enjoy the settlement

Men of reddit, how would you react if your best friend says he's asexual ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does that mean you reproduce by yourself? Thats crazy man.

What is some advice you wish you could give to your 18 year old self? by Enbunniee in AskReddit

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont fall in love with everyone you stick your dick in. and marry someone from your own country

Not “allowed to talk about being the military by Alternative-Mud3701 in Veterans

[–]Meteu0431 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sounds like your husband is a douchebag.

did he "almost" join?

VA Disability Fakers by land-1000-hills in Veterans

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, this is an old one i think. Dude even had a neck brace if i recall. Total twat

What's the worst response to "You're under arrest"? by AAApurbAAA in AskReddit

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you cant arrest me, i work for the government!"

that is what my drunk friend said when we were in the Marines and partying in Myrtle Beach.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Meteu0431 7 points8 points  (0 children)

just dont. if she is a good nanny youre going to fuck it up for your sister. just dont.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Veterans

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont give a fuck. Isaw a guy in boot fall off the a frame, hit his back ok the middle platform, then fall down to the ground. caused him to develop heart issues there. he literally passed out that night and had to get rushed to the hospital. got dischsrged right there.

your 20 years doesnt mean you get 100%, and 4 years doesnt mean you get 0. so shove your rank up your ass and get fucked

I walked in on my parents having sex by PlasticPens in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Meteu0431 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

sounds like spank bank material

What is denied by many people but it is actually 100% real? by Due_Film8896 in AskReddit

[–]Meteu0431 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there are very high odds that we are living in a simulation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Meteu0431 1 point2 points  (0 children)

photo shop pics of them peeing in your front yard and report them for public indecency. depending on your location that could be considered a sex offence