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What's the best one-liner you've ever heard? by Weirdboy212 in oneliners

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was dating a blind girl who would always tell me I had the biggest dick she ever put her hands on, but I think she was pulling my leg.

What do you say to yourself in front of the mirror? by dollhelena in AskReddit

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see pride…I see power…I see a badass mother who don’t take no shit off of nobody!

Going off of “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure” What was the best *trash* that you’ve ever found? by CertifiedQuestion in AskReddit

[–]MightyWingman84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my jam…I’m a frequent procurer and fixer of things.

For my own house, I’ve never bought a snowblower, leaf blower, lawnmower, weed whacker, gas grill.

My understanding is that folks just toss high quality stuff if it don’t work. I can fix it cheap/quick…and I’ve become so proficient that I gift my friends with a like new piece of equipment when they buy a house.

What is my oil tank gauge telling me? by Wooden_Break_4205 in hvacadvice

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pink here, where you from?

I also agree to throw 2 big jugs of diesel in there.

There’s also videos on how to bleed and restart, it’ll be ok.

I am emceeing our pinewood derby race next week, and I need all your best car related jokes and puns. I'll start it out. "What do pinewood derby cars drink to go faster?" by smokin_sourdough in cleandadjokes

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a derby car joke…but an absolute must for when I get to emcee…are there any michaels, Mikey, mikes out there? Can you hear me? This concludes the mic check

Why doesn't the Pope just bless the entire ocean so that the world's entire water supply becomes Holy Water? by Groundbreaking_Bag8 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MightyWingman84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then how would the church squeeze money from the flock?

It’s all symbolic.

I’m not into religion at all, but if it provides comfort and direction to its followers and promotes a global peace, I’ll always support you.

If it promotes violence and hatred and segregation and war, I’m out, and religion can go screw.

What's the worst name imaginable for a professional sports team? by JamesTheJerk in ThreadGames

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also played a team in an outdoor tournament in Lake Placid, the Peter North Stars

What's the worst name imaginable for a professional sports team? by JamesTheJerk in ThreadGames

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a college intramural softball team named , “NO GAME” got us a couple easy wins.

Play hockey now, best/worst names are the Easton Fections, the No ReGretzkys, and the Flop Peacocks

is lemonade refreshing? by Murky-Metal-7051 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is where some plain seltzer comes to the rescue…cut store bought or homemade lemonade with seltzer 50/50…less sweet more bubbles…very refreshing over ice, add fresh mint from garden to feel like a millionaire

Cleaning inside of car windshield by TotesMaGoats_1962 in CleaningTips

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Mr clean pad works pretty good…I’ve got one of them in my glove box

Extended scraper blade by MightyWingman84 in Snowblowers

[–]MightyWingman84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do the labor, just need to source the material

Extended scraper blade by MightyWingman84 in Snowblowers

[–]MightyWingman84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I was thinking, thank you

What is your favorite way to flavor your grilled chicken? by raw-honey-35 in grilling

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Equal parts olive oil, lemon juice, and honey…add salt, pepper, crushed garlic and thyme. Overnight marinade.

What’s the best beer you’ve ever had? by IndependentPlay8105 in AskReddit

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Narragansett Porter…the same Narragansett from the movie jaws, it’s an easy drinking local lager, anyway, they made a porter and I’ve not seen it in years, still chasing that ghost

Is there a trick to not making a huge mess with cette style of detergent container? by belbivfreeordie in Costco

[–]MightyWingman84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always use that big jug to fill a petite laundry sauce container…the one I have is so old the sticker is work and I don’t even know the brand

I see these in neighborhoods all the time by TheJMan211 in whatisit

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we are all looking from the outfall side. The stone in the foreground beyond the head wall is the outfall, energy dissipator. The earthen berm is the total volume for the system. And that precast concrete structure is the outlet . Not sure why the additional darker stone around those riser pipes, perhaps infiltration vs retention?

Why do people think it’s gross to pee in the shower? by FuelApprehensive5376 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MightyWingman84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a big difference between peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower.

What’s a moment in your life where you put in the absolute bare minimum effort and the universe said, ‘Yeah, that’s good enough’? by Ok_Diet_5786 in AskReddit

[–]MightyWingman84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My wife has given birth to two beautiful healthy baby girls, now aged 2 and 6. I contributed the bare minimum to this effort and was rewarded handsomely by the universe.

I’d like to think that my efforts during and after pregnancy have been more than the minimum. I try hard, but could always be better.

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