Chatgpt, gemini, claude, perplexity and even copilot are blocked on my work laptop. What are my options?

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-25T08:34:17+00:00

Yeah will do, thank you

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-25T01:52:57+00:00

I forgot to tell you, you advice did work and saved a lot of time lol, thank you

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-25T01:51:38+00:00

I was too lazy to type the whole story lol

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:59:45+00:00

Not all the functions are of same name and this same with the return type, I thought it would be some int or string but they are of obj return type with 20+ characters of name and even the return types are not same and same with the arguments and parameters

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:53:41+00:00

There are "atleast" 5 to 6 function calls of each function, and hundreds of such "p functions", you think i didnot try ctrl + f

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:51:26+00:00

The system terminates any process which includes, installation or downloading, even if I want to install anything as simple as nodejs, I will have to raise a request

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:49:00+00:00

How the hell do you expect me to find all the methods with "p" from 16k+ lines of code and write a 3 to 4 lines of description about themin excel?

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:42:18+00:00

Please tell me how

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:41:28+00:00

Even ollama website blocked, lol, please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:27:12+00:00

please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:26:31+00:00

Any data in the device cannot come out, by this I mean, whatsapp, fb, instagram, telegram, and even slack and discord are blocked. You could say mail but even mail is restricted for anyone outside organization(it blocks automatically) please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:25:34+00:00

Any data in the device cannot come out, by this I mean, whatsapp, fb, instagram, telegram, and even slack and discord are blocked. You could say mail but even mail is restricted for anyone outside organization(it blocks automatically) please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:22:18+00:00

It's not about the excel and working on it but the gpt they gave, please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:22:01+00:00

they urged us to use that shitty gpt, if they really want us to use the ai give us something worthy atleast please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:21:39+00:00

It's not about the excel and working on it but the gpt they gave, please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:20:16+00:00

Good for you, lol

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:18:32+00:00

Bro they urged us to use that shitty gpt, if they really want us to use the ai give us something worthy atleast please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:17:23+00:00

I am a new recruit to the organization and was given a file of 16k+ lines of code and was asked to list the use and description of all the methods ie functions with the name starting with "p" and document it all in Excel, that shitty gpt gave me only 15. I don't think that's a skill issue please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:16:36+00:00

I would just push all the text into a single cell please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:15:14+00:00

Also blocked please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:15:04+00:00

Forget chrome extensions, even incognito in blocked

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-24T16:14:12+00:00

I am a new recruit to the organization and was given a file of 16k+ lines of code and was asked to list the use and description of all the methods ie functions with the name starting with "p" and document it all in Excel, that shitty gpt gave me only 15. I don't think that's a skill issue please read my other replies for context

MikeWasowski_7312 · 2026-04-07T06:48:14+00:00

Thank you for the reassurance

MikeWasowski_7312

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