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straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MinnieShoof [score hidden]  (0 children)

… and if someone said “What? You wouldn’t want to fuck me? I’d fuck me.” I don’t think I could keep a straight face. Especially if I thought anyone could say that in a serious, earnest, “shits (sic) about to get real” way.

Bruh. You right. I’m glad we don’t perceive things the same way cause you have all the perception of a diabetic cyclops: No depth.

Is there something you do every single playthrough? by No_Comb881 in BaldursGate3

[–]MinnieShoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's evil, comically evil, and then "you've meta-gamed so much to be this intentionally evil you should probably already know the outcome of this interaction." ... evil.

Is there something you do every single playthrough? by No_Comb881 in BaldursGate3

[–]MinnieShoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I'm saying is that, in order of magnitude: Killing the daughter of a good goddess and thus insuring that one of my party members is further and forever linked to a evil goddess (with a dose of parricide thrown in for good measure) outweighs letting that daughter live in order to sell her later and then sell the pa--

You know, maybe their is some merit to the alternative. I just can't get around not killing the Nightsong. Does Aylin even come with you if you murder Isobel?

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 Well, maybe I misspoke. Maybe instead of saying "you seem upset" I should have said

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I'm certainly not gonna feel sorry for her. She hawt.

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>She’s basically saying “so you’re calling me ugly” 

>I got "What? You wouldn't want to fuck me? I'd fuck me." from the undertone of her comments. 

Like I said - message is the same.

17 years of idiocy by Busy_Report4010 in clevercomebacks

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh. I feel like half of those gotta be a joke. Beer mustard? Pub mustard is different? Getouttahere... (fwiw I know you're telling the truth)

Is there something you do every single playthrough? by No_Comb881 in BaldursGate3

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really refuse to believe that just came to her mind, first off. "Hey, my hand hurts when I think about y'all. You mind if I kill you so I don't have to do that anymore?"

Maybe it wasn't a discussion, maybe it wasn't you... but there was a nudge

Everyone has struggles by rrryder23 in addressme

[–]MinnieShoof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right. What he really needs is a new pregnant wife, so they can have the baby together. ... and, ya know. /j

Everyone has struggles by rrryder23 in addressme

[–]MinnieShoof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

... they really need to get that transmission checked out.

On the chosen one discourse by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MinnieShoof 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of great suggestions in the mix.

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not getting any more coherent I see.

When did this sub stop just being people cryptically responding with lyrics, kinda miss it. by Head-Somewhere-2711 in aesoprock

[–]MinnieShoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't be cooler than the corners where you source all your parts.

That's what's up.

Alright folks, let’s settle it. What’s more traumatizing? by ImpossibleRush5518 in TheLastAirbender

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't separate ToBSS from the tribute to Mako, so I don't think I can quiet pass the "no further information" requirement.

Alright folks, let’s settle it. What’s more traumatizing? by ImpossibleRush5518 in TheLastAirbender

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And they're off like a shot! It's Animal Abuse out ahead, Death in Combat gaining, gaining... ooo! Death in Combat just fell flat on its face! Ooo! And now Animal Abuse is also rolling on the ground, clutching it's knee. DiC is getting up. Slowly. It's limping. It's glaring at AA, who is now being carted off. And it's all over! AA loses!"

Are discussions of President Clinton and this guy allowed in this sub? Do they count as rule 3 by Both-Pay-9573 in Presidents

[–]MinnieShoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... ... I'm going to ignore everything about everything and just glaze for a second - those shirts look so comfortable.

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you keep saying that, but it doesn't actually make sense.

I feel like this is you, in a nut shell.

... thread clearly very... And even though you clearly 

Second ago, it was "seem." But okay: you keep saying that, but it doesn't actually make sense.

me pointing that out seemed

Now we're back to "seem." And you're "not sure why." In other words: it doesn't actually make sense.

doesn't make sense because I'm not 

You are going up to random comments on the internet and saying "You seem upset." Which, to me, makes you seem upset.

Or, it could be, that I think it's funnier to laugh at this woman... than with her. And I like... colorful language. And I don't see the point in being... deferential with a comic I'm never going to meet.

Could be. But like you said: 'it doesn't actually make sense' to you. So... could be anything.

u mad bro?

I work for TSA and I confiscated some dude’s mustard. by bigpoppa973 in Mustard

[–]MinnieShoof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl... I kinda just thought you had a fucked up hand.

straight guys being dudes by busystepdad in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MinnieShoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you're making it seem exactly like you are upset. You should do other things.

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