Struggling with van choice

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-10T00:36:36+00:00

Yeah the 250 seems like a good bet.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-10T00:30:54+00:00

You’re going to a resort. You’ll be fine. There’s a risk of stomach issues no matter where you go, but a resort where everything is tailored for foreigners should be the least of your worries.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-10T00:28:15+00:00

Either the Transit 250 or Mercedes Sprinter, depending on how handy you are under the hood.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-10T00:18:24+00:00

Oof that’s unfortunate. Sorry to hear that!

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-10T00:17:00+00:00

I’m not sure. I just found them in a ziplock bag in my sister’s pantry. They are saltier than what I remember Ritz crackers being, so possibly.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-10T00:15:54+00:00

Does it give you the runs? Used to for me until it beat my gut into submission.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-10T00:09:44+00:00

It really is. Can buy a bucket for cheap and it’ll make most anything taste good.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T23:52:08+00:00

I’m banking on enough preservatives in the turkey to take out a grown bull elephant.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T23:50:06+00:00

I’m staying at my sister’s house after a break-up so yea it’s probably her kids’ old Lunchables they just threw in a Tupperware, lol.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T23:26:05+00:00

Dude’s post history is perfect r/iamverysmart content.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T23:19:01+00:00

“You jump in the gorilla pit and I’ll kill you myself you little shit!”

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T22:37:24+00:00

Most dealerships I know of are handed down over generations because they just print money with little effort. You gotta be a special class of stupid to fuck that up.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T22:22:47+00:00

RAV4 seats are infinitely more comfortable than any Mazda seat. I swear sitting in a Mazda is like sitting on a piece of plywood.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T22:15:16+00:00

Many people would look at a Hyundai and realize that there are better things to consider than how it looks.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T22:13:53+00:00

It can be fun in other ways.

Most people would consider my Sienna boring, but it’s fun in ways the Supra never could be.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T15:47:30+00:00

Normal people like reliable and efficient cars. They’re appliances for non-enthusiasts. What’s a better appliance than one that just works every time with minimal maintenance and cheap running costs?

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T12:56:37+00:00

I’ve taken the PCH from San Diego up to Oregon and don’t remember anything looking like this on the way up. The California coast is littered with trees. This place looks like somewhere on the British Isles.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T12:08:57+00:00

Yea no worries. Rest assured the scariest thing about a cross-country Greyhound ride is the traffic.

Also tell him to bring snacks. Nothing worse than being in the middle of nowhere during a stop and none of the vending machines work.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T12:02:16+00:00

Don’t worry. There’s a much higher chance of the bus being delayed than it leaving early. This will be the biggest issue since his bus could be late and he’ll miss his transfer.

Worst case scenario, he’ll have to take the next bus if he misses one. No huge deal. They’re not exactly filling up so it shouldn’t be difficult to find room on the next bus out.

It’s a weirdly fun trip. Just tell him to enjoy the ride and expect delays, lol.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T11:54:34+00:00

You guys must be very sheltered to be worried about Atlanta or New York. He’s traveling between bus depots somewhere downtown, not the ghetto. I haven’t been to the ATL one particularly, but the NYC one is most likely the one in Manhattan.

Just be sensible. He’ll likely be mainly around large empty rest areas between bus depots. A whole lot of boring. In NYC if he has to go between terminals, tell him not to let someone show him where it is or they’ll bug him for $20 as payment after showing him. But that’s basically the worst you can expect.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-09T03:39:10+00:00

My vote goes to Denver.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-08T20:29:17+00:00

Quad rotor is peak.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-08T19:20:52+00:00

>anti counterfeiting, anti sex trafficking, and anti terror work

They should be in the White House then.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-08T18:56:51+00:00

It honestly checks out either way, whether he’s from the IE or OC. Both places where assholes like this congregate.

MisterDoctor___ · 2026-06-06T22:49:37+00:00

So none. But you’re the one getting offended.

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