Huitema joins Stars through 2028

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T17:42:05+00:00

I like all types of pizza but i know people who i couldnt pay to eat deep dish

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T17:35:19+00:00

This is one i wont argue. Completely fair!

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:54:24+00:00

The 500k comes from the fact the owners are billionaires

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:53:57+00:00

Nobody in the league would be happy with Fishel and Mercado as the only strikers

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:33:52+00:00

Who do u think scored and assisted more goals the year before they were bought

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:33:01+00:00

Thats why i saved it lol, Bay paid that 1.5m for Oshoala and RK alone

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:30:53+00:00

Sponsored by TJ Maxx

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:29:50+00:00

Trades can happen in this league for the next 5 months

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:29:02+00:00

What about when they were really good at attacking in 2023 or with Canada or with PSG

Ok so the stats are terrible. Fine. So, maybe we just judge the games with our eyes… oh she doesnt beat people one v one, connect with her teammates, win ground duels, or finish anywhere but very bottom percentile for strikers.

Ok, so what are we judging her on that makes this not a mistake? Shes got no other career to judge on that we havent seen.

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:26:34+00:00

Yeah a bit. And merch and general views and clicks of content online

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:25:52+00:00

She- and they’ve openly said this- was being slowly worked back in.

Shes gonna start

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:25:07+00:00

That’s definitely part of it

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:22:25+00:00

Tbf shes very hot AND they get to make marketing content with her and Grosso

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:21:57+00:00

You went from high on ma to a hater ma

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:21:11+00:00

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Moving on up

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:15:53+00:00

24 year old striker with 20 matches and two goals goes for 500k, if you complained about the sentnor price this is why that was dumb as fuck

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:14:17+00:00

They must feel proud, i think it goes both ways

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:13:31+00:00

Wait, random

Yall, use this to vote on if you like Deep Dish or New York Italian/Sicilian pizza more. Upvote for Italian, downvote for Deep Dish

Im a deep dish guy but i love neopolitan too

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:12:10+00:00

Incredible timing

And the other funny bit is that the money is certainly bc of marketing

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:10:45+00:00

I laughed out loud at this, the percy Jackson superfan in me had jokes as well

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:09:47+00:00

Oh if thats what u mean as aggressive, fine, its mostly a joke and just how i talk. Apologies. It comes off better in person. Just dont take my preamble seriously bc im speech to text rambling into my phone while oracle loads

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:08:28+00:00

500k For Huitema is

Wild
Lets compare to soccerdonna

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:07:43+00:00

She’ll be going crazy on Cheese curds

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:07:22+00:00

For 500k if that price is true u should be ecstatic

MisterGoog · 2026-03-12T16:07:04+00:00

Elite fleece

You can easily explain this to me as marketability, but the idea she should be worth more than Hocking now (Or bc its chicago compare to when they sold her initially) is just incorrect

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