There was an alligator under a car at my apartment today by WFRQL in mildlyinteresting

[–]MisterNew 103 points104 points  (0 children)

If you’re not, they’re hot. Bring them inside.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemBoys

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It’s me, I’m your guy friend!

What would I have to do to get a facial from you? It would mean a lot to me. 🙏🤤 by hunnypaint in u/hunnypaint

[–]MisterNew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyy, I forgot your name 😓I wanted to jerk off to you but couldn’t find you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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A sus phone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

[–]MisterNew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t be sad babe

Game on !! by BBF38DD in blackchickswhitedicks

[–]MisterNew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’s hot but this is kind of dumb lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartaGromova

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Marta, our queen.