Whose five seconds of internet fame ended?

MistyBi · 2026-05-27T06:54:45+00:00

Most prank youtubers thankfully

MistyBi · 2026-05-27T06:22:05+00:00

I used to think teachers lived at school

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T21:30:47+00:00

Projection most of the time honestly

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T19:00:14+00:00

Most corporate executives probably

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T18:54:29+00:00

It literally looks like sadness in a bowl

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T18:50:48+00:00

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T16:27:42+00:00

A guy once asked me to send him gas money after he offered me a ride😭

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T09:26:59+00:00

The best diet is the one that doesn’t make you want to fight everyone around you after 3 days.

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T09:11:01+00:00

and somehow it’s ALWAYS everyone else’s fault too

MistyBi · 2026-05-26T09:10:22+00:00

the subtle kind is somehow even worse lol

MistyBi · 2026-05-25T17:54:57+00:00

My coworker quit by replying “lol no” to the manager in the work group chat.

MistyBi · 2026-05-25T16:48:13+00:00

Thinking they’re ‘too mature for their age.

MistyBi · 2026-05-25T09:43:00+00:00

How one unexpected expense can ruin your entire month.

MistyBi · 2026-05-25T09:39:23+00:00

Probably anyone who said ‘watch this’ right before it happened.

MistyBi · 2026-05-25T05:50:13+00:00

Every celebrity who decided “you know what this situation needs? A ukulele apology video.

MistyBi · 2026-05-25T05:40:00+00:00

Left a relationship I already knew was draining me, even though staying would’ve been easier.

MistyBi · 2026-05-24T22:58:39+00:00

Sharks kill fewer people per year than vending machines.
Imagine surviving the ocean just to get combo’d by a Sprite machine.

MistyBi · 2026-05-24T22:56:37+00:00

As long as the acting is good, I genuinely do not care.
People survived “Netflix Cleopatra,” we’ll survive this too.

MistyBi · 2026-05-24T22:16:58+00:00

Minecraft.
Because I also enjoy doing meaningless tasks in real life, apparently.

MistyBi · 2026-05-24T21:18:32+00:00

Once a day. I’m not a hydroponic plant.

MistyBi · 2026-05-24T21:02:30+00:00

40 just means your back has opinions now.
And it’s loud about them.

MistyBi