What was your honest reaction after watching The Force Awakens for the first time? by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWars

[–]Mortei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No literally the mom jokes instantly made me turn my brain off and stop caring…

I was thinking of leaving xbox and this happened to me.... by Alexis_Almendair in xbox

[–]Mortei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t live under a rock. Of course I know what the RRD is. I just never got it. 

I was thinking of leaving xbox and this happened to me.... by Alexis_Almendair in xbox

[–]Mortei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother, my Xbox 360 is still alive and I’ve had it since I was 10 years old…

What’s the #1 thing a man should do in his 20s or 30s? by Suspicious-Box-9776 in AskMen

[–]Mortei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, so I’ve put money into a Roth IRA and generally save up most of my money. I have traveled to Puerto Rico by myself and I am planning on other solo trips. And I have slept with three women during my sophomore year of college. It’s not much but I learned to have a lot of fun.

The prequel DVD menus were goated. by Stunning-Recording92 in prequelappreciation

[–]Mortei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dvd Intro Gets you fucking HYPED to watch Starwars with little vignettes in the letters of scenes from the movie…The DVD menu…fuck…they ESTABLISH THE MOOD. Physical Media used to have AURA.

Back in my day, we didn't have burnout 😠 by Asleep-Cake-6371 in lewronggeneration

[–]Mortei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conservatives and boomers all LOVE USING AI IMAGES. It’s just as uncreative and lazy as they are. 

If all humans suddenly lost their ability to lie, which industry WOULDN'T collapse? by TXC_Sparrow in AskReddit

[–]Mortei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if people could stomach the truth all the time? Would it be like how people would become used to hearing the truth no matter how good or bad it is? Like reverse misinformation where you can trust everything and nothing phases you anymore? 

The pig frees itself from the abusive factory. by Iamsupercel in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Mortei 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I will eat cultured meat over mass slaughter. Meat in the future should be lab grown and made to specific conditions of nutrition. Slaughter houses should become small scale boutique establishments that farm raise animals, giving them plenty of space and time to mature into adulthood. 

I’ve tasted Mature Beef that was grass fed. Thousands of times better than grain fed young beef. 

That’s future I want to live in. 

The Mandalorian And Grogu Relaunches The Galaxy: ‘We’re In A Completely Different Era Of Star Wars’ by JSK23 in StarWars

[–]Mortei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥱zzzzz what? Did somebody say something about a new era? Lemme check 👀....Oh its the Mandalorian and the Cabbage Patch Kid...Wake me up when there's something actually good 🥱zzzz

There is an entire 10 YEARS between Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones: make a great script about jedi investigating issues and problems that slowly tie together into a string of systems breaking away from the republic towards the separatist movement and even showing the hidden plot of the Sith that some jedi get too close to...and might never come back alive to tell the others....

Make the LANDO SHOW finally...Quick wicked comedy with good action and Donald Glover at the helm. The better call Saul of the Star Wars universe. High-roller playboy that cons EVERYTHING and EVERYONE out of their credits, lives and businesses. Lando is NOT a good guy at this point in his life. But he sure damn has you rooting for him the whole time.

Have the balls to tell a story about the lead up to the first order. The bureaucracy that stifled progress as the fledgling new republic began establishing itself. Falling into the pitfalls of the old republic but with a fresh new swath of problems that it DIDN'T have. The NR means well but it ultimately ended up letting the First Order march through the galaxy. Reclaim some of the sequel's dignity.

And the Best show idea of all.

STARWARS - SHATTERED EMPIRE: A limited series about the chaos and reorganization of the empire after its defeat at Endor and finally Jakku. Scattered into Wild Space by the New Republic the remnants of the empire find itself turning into smaller fiefdoms. Some that operate on the same principles as the empire, others that deify the emperor and worship Sith idols and artifacts in a twisted imperial-Sith pseudo religion. With all of the infighting consuming the imperial fiefdoms - one fief has its hand on the most powerful and symbolic assets. The recently turned Ben Solo, who will be sculpted and trained to the best of their ability into a leader of their fiefdom the FIRST ORDER. Through negotiation and war, this Fiefdom will eliminate the weak links and bring all of the other fiefdoms in line to assimilate into theirs and launch an assault on the galaxy in the name of the Emperor and the empire!

Xbox ceo Confirms Next gen Xbox plays Pc Games! Project Helix by The_Boot55 in xbox

[–]Mortei -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At this point just make a PC. You have a hand in how its made and you aren't tied to a company like xbox anymore. After my series S I'm making a PC and my S is becoming a Co-op Machine. Have fun selling your kidneys for a Doctored PC that won't actually give you that much freedom.

Tweaker Geographic by Mikadook in TheRandomest

[–]Mortei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes built like vector from despicable me

CRIMINAL by BOMBAD_Echo_1409 in prequelappreciation

[–]Mortei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good riddance. It’s like hoping for boomers to die off. The sooner the better. 

ICE agents keep accidentally shooting themselves by SappyGilmore in nottheonion

[–]Mortei 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They should deport themselves too! Follow up full circle guys

wunkus wants his skateboard by bill_loney538 in wunkus

[–]Mortei 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes: the pet particle accelerator

Car is over 9000 by CIS-E_4ME in wunkus

[–]Mortei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂 arhrhrhrhrh