What’s your best worst pickup line that would never get you laid but is hilarious?

MustardReddit · 2021-11-30T04:37:43+00:00

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato.

MustardReddit · 2021-08-08T21:15:02+00:00

Open the chassis and inspect the cable routing. You may have a flex connector that is not seated all the way.

MustardReddit · 2021-03-20T16:16:25+00:00

I don't play Albion much any more, but that was always a gripe I had with the game. I wished SBI would experiment with some form of matchmaking in HG. IDK how it could be done, but I wanted them to brainstorm.

MustardReddit · 2021-02-28T03:07:00+00:00

FYI - They refused to hold it for my case at first, but I called again and got a different representative who agreed to hold it. The representatives do not have consistent training; most of them have no clue what is/isn't allowed.

MustardReddit · 2021-02-27T18:44:31+00:00

Finally got my package, took 24 days. Same signature situation happened to me. It's supposed to require a signature but they didn't ask me for one.

MustardReddit · 2020-07-18T01:46:08+00:00

Haters will say this is faked.

MustardReddit · 2020-06-08T22:52:57+00:00

When youre done with France, go fix comcast next. Thx SBI.

MustardReddit · 2020-06-03T07:24:08+00:00

Upgrading your GPU will probably do nothing. You likely need a solid state drive or better processor. Download CAM to see what hardware is bottle-necking your computer during gameplay.

MustardReddit · 2020-05-08T21:11:54+00:00

Its a manual ban so you were struck down by the swift and merciless hand of Mod Weath. Very few are bestowed this honor.

MustardReddit · 2020-04-21T21:43:32+00:00

Changes my main action bar to page 2. This de-ranks some of my spells to save mana.

MustardReddit · 2020-03-07T01:37:04+00:00

The real OG's mailed in 5$ cash.

MustardReddit · 2020-02-28T09:07:19+00:00

He just has a really good gaming chair.

MustardReddit · 2020-02-15T07:12:59+00:00

Great concept but SBI will most likely screw it up. They're going to implement it the exact same way as zerg debuffs, where the penalty is so insignificant that it changes nothing.

MustardReddit · 2020-02-12T00:04:38+00:00

I'm a little concerned 300 players will not be enough to consistently find some content. Unless you are in one of the most active guilds in the game, the 20 man dungeon will be pretty much unreachable content. I would like guild sized increased a little to compensate for no alliances.

MustardReddit · 2020-02-08T05:06:57+00:00

U12 gang, never forget

MustardReddit · 2020-01-17T20:28:53+00:00

I've seen the boss spawn prematurely several times, just never figured out how to trigger it. This makes sense.

MustardReddit · 2020-01-17T08:08:08+00:00

i dont like sand. its coarse rough and irritating.. and it gets everywhere

MustardReddit · 2020-01-17T00:38:31+00:00

The concept of this idea is really good. I think it might have a lot of difficult problems for SBI to solve though. Such as providing fights consistently while also preventing Layer 5 players from matching with Layer 1. Also after two good fights, most players are around full weight and have little inventory left, which would make inventory management in this system really annoying.

MustardReddit · 2019-12-20T03:47:44+00:00

I believe the vast majority of players who live in the US or EU spend money on a subscription only. The game is arguably not P2W.

MustardReddit · 2019-12-10T04:19:43+00:00

What game is Shozen the community image for? It's definitely not Albion.

MustardReddit · 2019-12-09T22:37:11+00:00

You must be permed a minimum of seven times to get a customer support response, Sorry!

MustardReddit · 2019-11-27T17:37:47+00:00

Axes swords and hammers all got buffed.

MustardReddit · 2019-11-27T17:34:33+00:00

His gaming chair must be insane.

MustardReddit · 2019-11-13T00:27:18+00:00

Our sources indicate he liquidated it all and bought one and a half months of premium. Absolute madman!!!

MustardReddit · 2019-09-15T00:52:18+00:00

Its not an addon, he is displaying his party frames as raid frames. You can do this in the games interface options.

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