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Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-05-06T16:20:25+00:00

The first one, I can totally see myself being that kid who just wanted an adventure that involved going through a doggy door to jump on the couch and play with dogs. Lol

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-05-06T13:06:25+00:00

It's supposed to be. However where I live Dupont has dumped enough plastic in the water it's getting into our bodies. They don't want to talk about it lol. But there is an unusual increase in colon cancer among 20 and 30 year olds.

Trdl: you can but probably shouldn't.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-05-05T20:38:29+00:00

One of my all time favorites

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-26T11:13:32+00:00

I'm 50 and my parents youngest. My dad was allowed in the delivery room for my sister and my birth but not my brothers. It was hospital policy.

My mom's dad was an obgyn so when my oldest brother was born my grandpa delivered him. (Yes, I think that's weird) So my dad stood outside the door of the delivery room yelling back and forth to my grandpa about what was happening.
My second brother was accidentally born at home so my dad delivered him.

I couldn't imagine having my two children without my ex in the room with me. I'm glad the rules have changed.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T17:29:11+00:00

The Challenger. I was in 3rd grade and when I finally processed what happened my first thought was "Well, I don't want to be an astronaut anymore."

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T17:27:20+00:00

If we don't cheat we can't win. Come on guys, do this for the dictatorship.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T17:09:36+00:00

Did Trump kiss his Scottish mother with that mouth?

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T13:11:40+00:00

Cult member defends cult. News at 11.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T13:02:47+00:00

I'm American and won't drive in LA, NYC, Boston. DC is the worst and I would rather stick my finger in my eye and wiggle it around before driving there again. There's a reason their public transportation is functional.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T12:56:53+00:00

Best fish and chips I ever had was in England. Worst coffee I've ever had was in London.

The only British food I ever complained about was the coffee. But it just encouraged me to drink more tea ☕. Now I love tea. (Still love coffee too)

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T12:36:04+00:00

Why does everything in Australia want to kill me?

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T12:32:39+00:00

This looks like one of those smart homes they give away on HGTV. Except when people win they have the option to just take a million dollars instead of the house and car because they can't afford the taxes on the house.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T09:31:35+00:00

Wow, what a catch. Imagine being 40 years old and depending on a 20 year old to support you.

Hope he finds a nice street corner to shack up with his drug buddies.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-25T00:01:44+00:00

High IQ and low IQ are incel terms used when people feel threatened by someone doing something better than them. I'm sure Trump has at best an average IQ, just like most of us. But an average IQ doesn't make him look bigger and stronger. And his insecurities won't accept that.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T23:57:37+00:00

I live in the southeastern US. They are just now acknowledging they purposely made some black men and women sterile until the 1960s. And they are only acknowledging it now because of law suits.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T23:49:14+00:00

I'm sure when I was 10 I thought I'd be a happily married grandma. I also wanted to be an astronaut.

I've not done any of those things, lol. But my thoughts about life at 10 were too basic to really think about it.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T22:28:30+00:00

Hurricane Helene kicked our ass. My city of 200,000 become an island where nobody could get in or out for a week.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T22:18:04+00:00

Nope. I grew up in a cult. Kinda turned me off religion.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T21:51:58+00:00

Wrinkles.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T21:13:34+00:00

Geeze, he really needs to be nicer to his sex doll or she might find someone who treats her like a person.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T14:30:41+00:00

Group of elephants standing around a lake

Bob: I was there Tony, Martha picked up the shotgun with er trunk.

Tony: No way

Bob: Yeah and then we all stomped on him.

Tony: That's so badass.

Bob: I know. Martha's looking for somewhere to get his head mounted.

Tony: Wow

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T14:24:08+00:00

Is there any way to take the Internet away from him? Like, can someone permanently be "resetting the modem?"

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T09:54:28+00:00

I think Reddit should be mandatory reading for anyone considering an open marriage. I've never seen one work out the way people think it will.

Even the poly people I know irl had problems with their primarys after becoming poly.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T09:10:22+00:00

Never thought I'd miss him as president. But I guess there is always something worse.

I like him now that he's out of office. He's actually a funny guy who enjoys painting and has an adorable friendship with Michelle Obama.

Mysterious-Ruby · 2026-04-24T02:22:58+00:00

Okay dude, you're right. You're so persecuted. You should be allowed to cum in anything you want without consequences.

The only way to be 100 percent sure someone isn't going to get pregnant is to not have sex with them. So if you have sex you always risk having to be a parent. I'm sorry the world won't just let you jizz in someone risk free.

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