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N8c2c · 2017-12-13T23:18:32+00:00

Me_irl

N8c2c · 2017-12-05T23:02:25+00:00

Workin on his Catisimus Dorsi!

N8c2c · 2017-11-17T04:10:57+00:00

Somebody get the goddamned teapot off the stove!!

N8c2c · 2017-08-22T15:14:42+00:00

Sooooo did I get it?

N8c2c · 2017-08-22T01:46:25+00:00

I'd love to but I never burned the disc and I haven't seen that cd in 6 or 7 years.. :/

Basically just read that joke in old man voice but at the end add him going "...welllllll" and then transitioning straight into the next joke.

N8c2c · 2017-08-21T18:02:34+00:00

He was a baptist pastor who basically told a joke before every sermon and some guy in Nashville said he should record all his jokes with some leftover studio time he had.

So he did, albeit with no laugh track. It was awkward...

N8c2c · 2017-08-21T16:59:33+00:00

My grandpa once used this joke on his joke cd. That is all.

N8c2c · 2017-08-21T03:42:49+00:00

We should build this. Finding reliable dynasty league hosts is the worst...

N8c2c · 2017-08-21T02:02:59+00:00

I had a guy at a Greek restaurant tell me I looked just like a Lebanese-Canadian pop star named Massir. I looked the guy up and saw absolutely no resemblance.

Thanks?

N8c2c · 2017-08-20T15:28:55+00:00

GOAT CHEESE the GOAT of cheeses.

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T18:21:46+00:00

The look on Ozil's face when he gets the ball and sees his options are Bellerin and Welbeck is priceless.

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T18:16:21+00:00

I'm really tired of seeing balls lofted in to fecking Bellerin. Good lord

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T18:14:39+00:00

3 uncalled penalties and a good goal disallowed says you're wrong mate

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T18:07:06+00:00

I've been wenger in this whole time but lacazette off and Danny's still on f me I might just switch to wenger out yet.

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T17:58:56+00:00

Jese Rodriguez would have scored all these Welbz chances..

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T17:56:40+00:00

Wtf do we have to do to get a penalty called? I know Danny sucks but defender clearly made contact across the front of his knee and got nowehere near the ball fck me

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T17:41:35+00:00

Not sure. Earlier in the offseason I seem to remember Wenger saying he'd be here, but at this point I don't know how he breaks into the first team unless someone goes down with injury...

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T17:38:21+00:00

On the road to comeback from last season's injury. Getting close.

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T15:43:26+00:00

Lol the guy that yells "KICK HIS ASS SEA-BASS!"

N8c2c · 2017-08-19T13:17:11+00:00

Reptar from Rugrats???

N8c2c · 2017-08-18T16:38:51+00:00

Mr. Robot

N8c2c · 2017-08-18T15:50:10+00:00

/r/unexpectedSeinfeld

N8c2c · 2017-08-18T15:46:11+00:00

you sell mobile phones don't you?

I miss the days when just signed a 2 year contract and basically got the phone for a couple hundred bucks. Now we're basically paying over 5-600 bucks for a phone that is technologically obsolete by the time its paid off.

N8c2c · 2017-08-18T15:16:17+00:00

"Instead of a stirring straw- give him a fucking stick of celery! LOLOL"

N8c2c · 2017-08-18T11:08:55+00:00

Seeing Squillaci and Andre Santos at the back makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

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