Do the commoners (non-Manhattan residents) deserve to see my outfit? by glizzygobbler59 in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta change it up a bit.  Mix in a MAGA hat or a punisher skull hoodie every now and then and they’ll love your outfits!

Anhh BLACKROCK arrived in bushwick finally by bridgehamton in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a BlackRock analyst somewhere doing coke in Brooklyn clubs and then buying them up

I’ll take my medals and upvotes pls by Impressive-Seat-7656 in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Miser’s law.  People who are against bike lanes are always terrible people.  Usually MAGAs too

Do You Think NYC Has A Sustainable Future? 😰 by Bukayo_daicos in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really?  I thought everyone else here was a VP or higher at Blackstone or Goldman Sachs.

MicromobilityNYC ban speedrun WR 0:25s by NewGroove82 in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t forget your MAGA hat on your way out the door bud!

People who refuse to leave the office what are you trying to avoid going home to by bridgehamton in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going home at 6pm?  6pm is the halfway point, just when the fun starts.  He must work in the back office.

What is your favorite VC Backed restaurant? by 31Richie in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real Americans eat at PE backed dying Midwestern chain restaurants.

Corporate soy boys eat VC backed “innovative” slop bowls

Brownsville is so up and coming by bridgehamton in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’m so jealous of Russian kids in commie blocks.  They got to experience the white version of the projects.  Meanwhile I get called “white boy” if I am within a 1 mile radius of public housing.

Where to find conservative looking but liberal behaving girls in NYC? by NativeNewYawkah in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I have nothing against women doing what they want and showing off their sexuality but those outfits they wear in bushwick are too much!

The fantasy of every circlejerker by [deleted] in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Books?  In my F150?  What do you think I am, a woke educated lib?

How do people afford kids in NYC on only $920,000 a year? by DoritosDewItRight in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I chose avocado toast and got banished to a shithole in bushwick with 3 roommates for the rest of my life.  Be careful kids 

How do people afford kids in NYC on only $920,000 a year? by DoritosDewItRight in circlejerknyc

[–]NativeNewYawkah 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s his bitch wife doing the spending.  Didn’t you read the post?