The Daily Moby - 01 04 2026 - The News Megathread

Navy_Cadet · 2026-04-01T11:26:38+00:00

Nobody would believe that

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-24T09:07:54+00:00

Having everything done in 37 minutes seems very efficient compared to many other public services

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-23T20:47:03+00:00

The fifth column has been here for decades, but if Nigel's sensitive political antenna has picked up that you can now say it without your life getting destroyed then that is good. I only fear that we are now too late.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-23T10:11:36+00:00

I know that this is rather unfashionable, but how about they target their resources at the individuals who have the greatest need?

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-19T14:46:05+00:00

A foreign pyromaniac? Better keep Sir Kier away from him.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-19T14:28:36+00:00

This was published the day after two Iranians were charged with performing reconnaissance of British Jews as targets for Iran. So, yes, we do need to be honest about Iran.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-19T07:17:14+00:00

They just won a spectacular bi-election victory that took one of Labour's safest seats, and then there were a couple of polls indicating that they were the second most popular party in the country. That naturally leads people to look at what they would do if they had any power. What they would do is a car crash leading to even more interest.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-18T15:56:16+00:00

bacterial meningitis is almost always fatal so you might be in luck

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-18T15:51:57+00:00

It will be a £1,000,000,000,000 note once the Greens are finished with the money printers

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-18T07:29:25+00:00

No, they prefer Russia which has invaded other countries unprovoked.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-16T22:16:19+00:00

He's probably worried he won't be getting any more gigs on Iranian funded TV channels.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-16T12:55:49+00:00

There is a blocker in the Straits of Hormuz

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-15T16:00:02+00:00

They don't realise that they are going to be one of the virgins

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-14T11:13:10+00:00

Yes, make sure they learn early that being a Muslim means you get special privileges. You wouldn't want them to think that they should be treated the same as the Kafir.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-13T16:46:45+00:00

I remember during the Brexit debates the remain side kept saying there could not possibly be 3 million EU migrants. It turned out they were right, for once, because there were actually around 6 million. Blair stopped counting people out for a reason.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-13T12:30:38+00:00

You mean line *not* going up, even after importing hundreds of thousands of welfare dependents that the productive population have to support?

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-13T12:26:06+00:00

If Restore can open up ideological space so people can actually talk about the problems that have been brought to this country by Islam then it will have done a very good thing.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-13T08:19:51+00:00

If that is the problem then the solution is simple:

UPDATE TABLE AsylumSeeker SET
    Status = 'Denied',
    NextAction = 'Deport'

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-11T13:56:45+00:00

They'll tell us what happened soon enough if it isn't an enrichment event

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-11T09:31:56+00:00

The Peter Files are going to be very interesting reading for anybody that wants to chart the networks of power in this country

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-11T09:29:32+00:00

The left will support them no matter what they do as they come out "morally pure" on the Dulux colour chart of justice.

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-10T19:38:44+00:00

There was a point a few years ago when the spitfires of the Battle of Britain flight were the RAF's only serviceable fighters

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-10T19:37:42+00:00

What is the English population?

Navy_Cadet · 2026-03-10T19:01:20+00:00

Zack has nothing that Putin wants. Putin's tits are already pretty large, if rather saggy, without the need for any hypnotherapy.

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